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Me: Hey, shine your phone light down my throat and see if it looks infected?
The Snook: YES!
Damn. Video call with doctor booked this morning. 🤒
Outcome: doctor thinks it’s viral and wants me to rest and not talk for five days.
ME. NOT TALK. FIVE DAYS. 😳
@mmastertheone Rodd is very amused by this state of affairs.
@misswired @stufromoz Apparently this is, like, the minimum. Normally German doctors prescribe like a week of bed rest for pretty much anything, my colleagues say.
@anshumalis Maybe I can get that Colonel Sanders voice going…
TIL that the iOS Translate app has text-to-speech, this solving my need to communicate and improving @the_snook’s German. 😍☕️ https://t.co/70gfyARvNO
This is the face of a man whose wife has been forbidden to speak for FIVE DAYS by her doctor. “Ahhhh, sehr ruhig!” 🤐 @ Munich, Germany https://t.co/NK0171540T
@randomknits @the_snook Suddenly, he’s very talkative. Our whole dynamic is changing. 🙃
4 – liver (not an offal fan), celery (DEVIL WEED), watermelon (never really cared for it), snails (but I think I tried them once and they were okay?). Honestly, this all seems like VERY normal food to me. I was a picky eater as a kid, but damn, evidently I’m not as an adult! https://t.co/yoItWROcJl
@steven_bryen HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE SCURVY STEVEN
@JessicaFGWrites I know you’re not supposed to judge picky eaters… but I confess I do. How are these people not sick constantly? That’s practically disordered eating, right?
@frconil Yes. I was waiting for the “chicken hearts” and “natto” and “durian” tbh. But, like, strawberries and tofu?