RT @TheMartianLife: Everyone tells me these stupid @Google “knowledge panel” things only get you right once they have things like Wikipedia…

RT @midwestern_ope: “Midwesterners will make 7 different salads for the fourth and none of them will have lettuce”

Midwesterner: do you wa…

My amazing Aunt Deb makes a “salad” she calls “Pink Stuff” that involves a packet of Jello and cottage cheese. It’s disgusting, but I can’t hate. ❤️ https://t.co/U6gl3LS5Zz

Blog post: Frühlingsfest! In which we discovered the mythical Beer Carousel, finally got our lederhosen-and-dirndl on, learned a new drinking song, and partied at Bavarian-American Friendship Day. 🍻❤️ https://t.co/N4OMKDYaSQ