Oh. My. God. We just had our company Christmas Party at Una’s on Broadway… and I have never seen such an amount of food in my life. I’d made the booking and I repeatedly called the guy to confirm that we were bringing twenty people, and since we were having the set banquet menu I was expecting maybe, say, one schnitzel per person, that kind of thing. Instead they just kept bringing out platter after platter of stuff. I swear we had at least SIXTY pieces of deep fried camembert all up, and then there were platters of sausages and sauerkraut and vegetable strudel and two gigantic rosti the size of dinner plates… It was just too, too much. It was easily twice as much food as we could have possibly consumed. It was like some sort of Elizabethan feast. Of course, that kind of excess is just what you need for a holiday gathering! (Yes, I’d given myself permission to pig out. I’ve earned it.) I saw a stack of about eight takeaway boxes awaiting Albert as we waddled off home…
