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Funny Kids

I have these trivia quizzes over on my Dahl site, and anybody who gets a perfect score gets their name published on the Trivia Master Board. Of course, kids being kids and all, I have to check the names before they get posted lest I end up with a bunch of naughty words. This morning I was scanning through 2500 names (yeah, I don’t update much anymore) when a few actually caught my eye and made me grin:

  • “Homer Sexual”
  • “IShouldGetOutMore”
  • “Joseph Sciancalepore (Shank-la-poor)” It took me a minute to realize he was giving me the pronunciation.
  • “poopala”
  • “Southern Gentleman”
  • “STEPHANIE CULLEN (I PREFER TO BE CALLED STEPH PLEASE)”
  • “vermicious ED”

And I only had to delete about 20 obscenities! Maybe the children are our future…

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.