Christmas at Western Plains Zoo

Me and the albino wallabyAnd what did you do for Christmas this year? Me, I patted an albino wallaby! I also drove over six hundred miles, got slobbered on by a giraffe, played a round of Putt-Putt of Death at the crappiest “tourist attraction” in history, and ate my weight in Christmas pudding. Oh, and no sightings of the murderer, though there was a (debatable) avian homicide.

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One response to “Christmas at Western Plains Zoo”

  1. That is one seriously unique, beautiful animal.
    Oh, and the wallaby is cute too.
    BOOM BOOM!


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