PUKE.

Huh. So Reese from Malcolm in the Middle just bought Jessica Simpson’s house. I’d wish him well except I’m still too busy PUKING from the episode we just watched where he gets super-sunburnt and then peels AN ENTIRE SKIN SUIT off himself in one-piece. And then Lois sucks it up with the vacuum cleaner. (Hmm. I feel such a revulsion towards this image that it might come in handy in food-temptation situations…)


Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.