Can I just say: what with my new trousers and all I am doin’ this haircut a hell of a lot more justice than Sienna Miller is. PUT ON SOME PANTS, WOMAN!
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.