On one hand, I feel pretty bad for Jenna Bush. I mean, she’s not doing anything that countless other college students haven’t done. These people are making her sound like an alcoholic! At the same time, though, she has to be a real idiot to think that she’s gonna get away with this stuff. I imagine there are probably reporters following her around 24-7 just waiting to catch her trying a sip of al-key-hol.
Oh, and another thing. How funny is it that Jenna gets in all kinds of trouble, but her twin sister Barbara doesn’t? They’re like Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield over there.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.