You know that episode of Friends where Chandler made a resolution not to make fun of people, and then Ross walked in wearing leather pants and all Chandler could do was babble: “Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!”? Well…

Amy is poledancing! Does nobody else see that Amy is poledancing? Someone comment on the G-string!

Thank you.

Later: The phone just rang and I started hooting because I knew it was the hoochie mama herself. Snookums picked it up: “Yeah, I heard about it. It’s okay. As Wyclef says, just because you dance go-go, don’t mean you’re a ho, no.” HA! I’m still laughing.