ARGH!! Just completely wiped out in a mud puddle around the corner. Took a layer of skin off my knee, dirtied my jeans, landed hard. I’m a GROWN ASS WOMAN. Eventually I should grow out of stuff like that, right?! OW OW OW.
For the linguistics nerds: “stack it” means to crash or fall in Australian slang.
Me: “Snookums, would you say I stacked it last night?”
Him: “Oh, you TOTALLY stacked it.”