The reviews for “Tomb Raider” are starting to come in… and they’re horrendous. “‘Tomb Raider’ is going to be one of the worst movies of the summer, if not the year. It is an abomination. It is unbelievably, laughably bad. There are not words that can accurately describe just how pathetically awful it is.” And that’s from a film fanboy geek, who should be this movie’s target audience. Ouch. Here’s another one that’s just as negative. A quote: “The bubble breasts aren’t the only thing ‘fake’ in the film. Angelina Jolie’s ‘English’ accent makes Mike Myers, as Austin Powers, come off as a blessed Thespian.” Hee hee!
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damn, and i thought we had a movie to look forward to. now i just have to twiddle my thumbs until memento is released on video. ugh.
Heh. It’s been out here in the UK on video for MONTHS! (It came out here in the theaters, like, a year ago.) Hooray for the UK! We finally got one first, dammit. I’ll try to console myself with that fact while I’m waiting another three months to see “Moulin Rouge.”
boogers! have i lamented to you about the fact that it was in the only theater close enough to be considered “local” for ONE WEEK?!?!?!
so. PISSED!