Today I learned that during rush hour in the Honolulu CBD, they often use orange traffic cones to “move” the center line on the road over when there’s more traffic in one direction. If you don’t know this, you might inadvertently drive half a block down the street before realising oncoming traffic is coming directly at you. Today I also learned that in life-threatening situations, the Snook defaults to American: “DUDE, YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!”

We’re fine, incidentally. In hindsight it was pretty hilarious.

When Anthony Bourdain tells you to eat a pork chop, you eat the hell out of it.

Last day in Hawaii before heading home to Sydney!

Rather restrained at the fabric store, mostly because luggage is pushing the weight limit!