Eileen made me go into the Poultry Pavilion. It’s hot, stinky, and sounds like THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
Animal encounters with Eileen!
I grew a carrot, and it had Eileen’s face!
My love for giant cabled things knows no bounds. #cabledcamper
Hot cross bun Easter lamb burger! Mmm, sacrilicious.
My fear that a duck is watching me continues to be proven true.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.
