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The Melbourne Costco sells Ferris wheels!


We scrub up well.


Predinner beers.


You might wanna mute me tonight. It’s gonna be nothing but selfies and food for several hours. #fatduck


And now an aperitif. (This is the classiest place we could find in the casino.)


WE’RE HERE! It’s like Wonka’s chocolate factory already. #fatduck


Perusing the wine “list.”


It begins. And for the curious, photographs are encouraged! 🙂 #fatduck


Aperitifs… with liquid nitrogen! #fatduck


Savoury ice creams: Waldorf Rocket, Salmon roll, and Golden Gaytime (chicken liver pate with fig and roast almond). #fatduck


The Gaytime was the overall favourite. #fatduck


Yes! I can cross Snail Porridge off my bucket list. #fatduck


Roast marron with kombu and mushrooms and seaweed and a bunch of stuff I forget because it was insanely TASTY. #fatduck


Time to go to Wonderland… #fatduck


@nessnomster experiences the Sound of the Sea. #fatduck


It’s the most famous dish, and the Snook was dubious about the iPod. But afterwards… “I’ll pay that.” It worked. #fatduck


Salmon poached in liquorice gel, endives, grapefruit something, vanilla mayo, yum. (Not gonna lie – we’re getting full.) #fatduck


Salt marsh lamb, cucumber, creamy stuff… (Will to live fading…) #fatduck


…with a side of lamb consommé, mint, quinoa crackers, more lamb bits… #fatduck


We are nearly three hours in. This is the face of a very full man. #fatduck


It doesn’t look like much, but the Hot/Cold Tea was the most magical thing. The left half was cold, and the right half was hot!! #fatduck


The desserts have begun. Grapes! Jelly! Popping candy! Meringue! Cookie sand! We have all perked up. #fatduck


We finish with breakfast!


We are coming up on four hours, people. I did not expect this to be such a challenge. It’s like a food marathon. #fatduck


We got to contribute a piece to the massive jigsaw puzzle mural. #fatduck


Scrambled egg-and-bacon ice cream (made with liquid nitrogen), French toast, and marmalade. As you do. #fatduck


Four hours in… and we’re having whisky (gummies). How sophisticated. #fatduck


We end with lollies… but we’re all too full to eat them! #fatduck


So full. We made it. Thanks @nessnomster and Dan for having us along! Unforgettable night. #fatduck



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