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Bee-yoncé in the house! 🐝 #googleparty2017

Stepping up to the crease… Aussie cricket legend David Baboon! #googleparty2017

As usual, we probably went too high-concept with our Christmas party costumes. The theme was “Celebrity Safari,” and we appear to be the only ones who went for the Bojack-style celeb-animal puns.

My FAVOURITE costume of the night was THIS GUY, and every time he walked past me I yelled out “HEY SETH ROGEN!” and he totally hated me.

Deppophobia: the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, creepy Johnny Depp is watching you.

Celebrity encounters at Madame Tussauds. 😂 @ Madame Tussauds Sydney

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.