Last night I happened to look over the Snook’s shoulder while he was playing World of Warcraft…

Me: What’s that big monster following you around?
Him: It’s a, uh, “felhound.”
Me: What’s this quest then?
Him: (slightly embarrassed) Well, the felhound ate this key… so I have to kill these big pig things, and then the felhound eats them… and then he craps and I have to sift through the crap to find the key.
Me: WHAT?!
Him: Yep. And after I look through the poop, my character gets hit with a “stanky” after effect.

And indeed, I watched as a funky green mist settled on his character.

Me: And this is what you do for FUN?!