TIL that in Germany you can order a 3.5 METER SPOOL OF SALAMI. This is a thing that exists in our reality. You could mount it on your desk and gnaw on salami all day long. I can’t decide if that is insane or BRILLIANT.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.