Nicole Appleton and Liam Gallagher have named their newborn son “Gene”. Not a very rock and roll name, is it? (Well, except for Gene Simmons, but Liam’s given no indication that he’s a big KISS fan.) As further indication that she’s an idiot, Appleton declared that giving birth was “easier than having a tattoo”. Gallagher, as expected, headed to the pub immediately after the birth. I don’t envy that kid his parents. Oh, and look at his full name: Gene Appleton Gallagher. His initials spell “Gag”!