The BBC website held a contest asking people to tell the entire story of the first six Harry Potter books in under a hundred words. Here are the top 6 entries. My personal favorite is #4, which I shall repeat here because it makes me giggle:
“Harry and his posse gots ta eliminate gangsta V-Man and his evil yet sexeh followers lest they destroy the world.
V-Man has already got Harry’s posse members shot down (family, godfather, Dumble-D), and it’s a-time for revenge!
Harry and crew has got to cruise ’round the hood to find V-Man’s treasures to destroy, and only then can they take him on and blast his ass! Pow!
Hermione and Ron want to hook-up, but feel that Harry’s hollah is more important at the moment, which is way cool, but Harry ain’t bovvered, because he knows that luuurve will get him through.”
V-man and his “evil yet sexeh” followers. How can you not vote for that?
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I also like this one:
3) EMMA PEARSON, NOTTINGHAM
BOOK ONE:
Harry: 😀
BOOK TWO:
Harry: 🙂
BOOK THREE:
Harry: 😐
BOOK FOUR:
Harry: :/
BOOK FIVE:
Harry: 🙁
BOOK SIX:
Harry: :’