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Matt Corby’s Leggings

OH. MY. GOD. I was about to say that I don’t care whether Matt Corby or Natalie Gauci wins Idol tonight… until I saw what Matt was wearing. ARE THOSE LEGGINGS? I reached for the phone.

Me: It’s me. WHAT is he wearing on his legs?
Amy: AHHHHH! DON’T TELL ME! We’re timeshifting and we’re behind! AHHHHHHH!
Me: Goddammit! Catch up! You’re gonna get spoiled in 15 minutes anyway!

Five minutes later…

Amy: Okay, I’m caught up. Dude, those were velvet leggings.
Me: I know! I was thinking he looked okay from the waist up, and then they pulled back, and I VOMITED.
Amy: It’s back! Okay, call me when it’s over.

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One response to “Matt Corby’s Leggings”

  1. Amy

    A shame about the leggings really, he’s such a nice looking young man

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