Me: You think you got problems?
I just went to the bathroom… and discovered a big black smudge on the end of my nose!
I must have got some ink on it or something.
I looked like a clown.
Oooh, I know what it was from!
It was from the texta the barista used on the lid of my coffee; that must’ve been it.
And i could’ve been that way for, like, an hour.
Snookums: You need to go to the bathroom more often, then you’ll notice sooner.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.
Comments
One response to “Male Logic”
texta…i know what it is, but that’s not what i call it. an aussism that had previously slipped by me!