Robert Pattinson

DEARGOD. Robert Pattinson “manllow”. (That’s half-man, half-pillow.) That is some freaky crafting, right there.

This is where I tell you about the Snook’s crazy idea to reprogram a Billy Bass microchip to say “I’m allergic to vagina” and implant it into a sparkly sock monkey. And people think *I* come up with crazy ideas…