Apparently it would take about ten cases of Mountain Dew to kill me. I think this calculator is wrong though. As proof, I offer the fact that Sallie Scherer is still walking and talking in this world. This tiny girl used to sit in our study lounge at college and just knock back Dew like nobody’s business. If this calculator were accurate, she would’ve keeled over dead during Exam Week 1998.
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more than 192 12oz. cans?! kee-rist!