“People who care about biodiversity don’t keep cats,” says Germaine Greer. OH SUCK IT, GERMAINE. What utter trolling. I am Australian. I have cats. I care about biodiversity. My cats don’t go outside and they don’t reproduce. Problem friggin’ solved.

There was a stray – with a collar – who spent several months visiting our garden and scaring away the birds and the skinks. We couldn’t catch him, so we called the rangers on him and they took him away. The skinks and the birds are back. SEE HOW IT WORKS?