The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and the Human Centipede

This MetaFilter thread on the Human Centipede sequel (yes, really) is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Rather than the expected discussion about censorship and film violence, it just descends into jokes as everybody posts random film titles with “human centipede” replacing one of the words. Needless to say, some of it’s pretty gross so you shouldn’t read it if you’re easily offended. I, on the other hand, was literally CRYING WITH LAUGHTER when I read this one.


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