Author: Kris

  • Quilt binding

    Quilt binding

    It’s been a while since I experienced the Easter Show craft competition deadline finishing frenzy! Looks like I’ll be done with about 48 hrs to spare. 😅

  • “Conversion therapy with a side of ranch”

    Why Dads Take Their Gay Sons to Hooters (NYT Archive.is link) – This is actually a really lovely little essay, and I’m glad I read it. 🦉 (Link via Mefi.)

  • The Garden of Early Delights

    We saw Hieronymus Bosch’s The Garden of Early Delights in the Prado three years ago in Madrid, but this episode of Smarthistory is like having your own guided tour through the weirdness. Definitely watch it on the biggest screen you have! There’s just so much to look at, and they do a good job of explaining why it’s unlike every other painting done at this time. Plus it’s really funny listening to art historians trying to describe things like “a bird man on a toilet pooping out a water balloon filled with the people he’s just eaten”. (Link courtesy of Colossal.)

  • Martha-tini?!

    Note to self: next time (if there ever is a next time) I’m in Vegas, definitely go to Martha Stewart’s restaurant. I love the conceit that it’s just a super-sized version of her kitchen, with dishes she makes at home… like that dessert sprinkled in 24kt gold. 😂

  • New homebrew setup

    A beer fridge in a storage closet

    The Snook has put his new mini kegs to good use, setting up a dedicated beer fridge in the storage closet. His first pour from it is a Golden Ale that he made collectively with his homebrew club, which they aged for more than a year in an old Lark whiskey barrel. A little bit sour, but finished smooth! 🍻

    Golden ale

  • Facebook Import

    As I did with Instagram and Twitter, I’ve spent the last couple of days importing all of my posts from Facebook to this blog. Similar to those projects, I requested my archive in JSON format and then used an Apple Shortcut to parse it and upload via the WordPress API. The Shortcut is very similar to the one I used for Instagram, but with a few more edge cases and IF statements since FB allows for more post types than just images. (I’m not going to bother sharing it. If you were clever enough to follow the other two Shortcuts, you can figure it out.)

    My earliest post was from 2007, and all together I had 4,083 days worth of posts to import. I only synced images to WordPress; I haven’t touched any videos yet (but I never really uploaded many of those to FB). It took me just short of 29 hours spaced out over the course of a week, not counting the time I spent manually reviewing and cleaning things up. (I deliberately slow down the API requests to avoid DDoSing my own site.)

    And it bears repeating: Facebook’s data archive sucks. A brief list of problems I encountered:

    • Blank status updates. This happened a lot more in the older data.
    • Missing data when I “shared a Page/post/photo/link/video/event” from Facebook itself. This happened a lot more in the older data.
    • Missing data when posting from other sites/apps, like Eventbrite, Foursquare, Tweetdeck, Spotify, Meetup, Runkeeper, etc. This happened a lot more in the older data.
    • Duplicated content – there would be a “Kris Howard shared a link” item with a URL, and then a matching status update where I actually shared the URL. This happened a lot more with the data in recent years.
    • URLs that I’m fairly certain I shared in comments on posts, but included as top-level items with zero context. This happened exclusively with data from the past couple years.
    • Inconsistent links to FB users – most of the time when I tagged someone, their name would appear like this in the data: “Hey @[1108218380:2048:Rodd Snook]”. But then in recent years, that format disappeared.
    • Dead links – not Facebook’s fault, but there are so, so many.

    As soon as these errors started cropping up, I had to make the call whether to stop and adjust my Shortcut to handle them, or to clean them up manually. In most cases, I decided that I’d just manually review and fix. After every couple months’ worth of import, I’d pause and page through them on the site to see if any looked weird. I’d then manually edit and tidy up any issues.

    There were other oddities I noticed in the data that aren’t really errors. For example, my earliest status updates are all sentence fragments that start with a verb. This is because back in the aughts Facebook had an explicit “What are you doing right now?” prompt. Kinda funny.

    The archive also included posts that I made on other people’s profiles, mostly just “Happy birthday” wishes. The data does include the name of the person I was writing to, but I couldn’t be arsed creating a special case in my Shortcut to handle that. I ended up deleting most of those and just keeping the ones that amused me or where it was a family member.

    The archive didn’t include posts that I made in Groups. That may have been an option when I downloaded my archive, but I decided it wasn’t worth the effort. I’ve never been a big Group user. It also doesn’t include the comments on any of my posts. Again, that may have been an option, but I figure discussions should be ephemeral. I’m okay with not having those.

    Ultimately you could argue that this import had minimal value. Most of the content is actually already on this blog, either posted natively or included already in the Twitter or Instagram imports. But there are occasional gems in there that I didn’t post anywhere else, and I’m happy I preserved those. I don’t expect anyone to ever read them, but it’s an important part of my personal data archive and I’m glad I have it.

    And now I just need to finish deleting all the content over on FB…

  • Knitting the gut-brain connection 🦠🧠🧶

    The Darling Square library is hosting a special event in April and May: Crafting wellness: exploring gut health through knitting. Huh. I’ve seen a lot of random fibre projects in my time – coral reefs, breast prostheses, neurons, bunting with knitted leaves on it – but never a knitted gut biome!

  • Run Cliff, run! 🏃‍♂️

    Today I learned about Cliff Young, a 61-year-old teetotaler potato farmer from rural Victoria, who won the 1983 Sydney to Melbourne ultramarathon. He may have even inspired Forrest Gump. How have I never heard of this guy? He’s amazing! I love his shuffle. The article there teases that he may have cheated, but really it’s just that he accidentally got up a couple hours early on the second day, breaking a gentleman’s agreement to sleep until dawn. That gave him a 30km lead, but given that he actually finished 50km ahead of second place, it seems obvious he would have won regardless. I wish I’d known about him before I ran my marathon; I would’ve added him to my little notecard of inspiration that I carried with me.

  • Links that interested me today

    • ‘Writing a Freer World’: An Appreciation of Tove Jansson at 92NY – My sister sent me that, surprised to learn that Tova Jansson was a woman! Yes, indeed. Relatedly, my friend Sohan is in Helsinki and texted me yesterday from the Jansson exhibition at the Helsinki Art Museum. It’s nice when your friends and family know your hobbies well enough to share things with you. 🩷
    • The Greatest Two-Hit Wonders – I disagree with a lot of these on the basis that they are “album bands” rather than singles bands. I mean, the Cure? Crowded House? Jimmy Buffett? No way. (Blues Traveler = 100% though.)
    • My Dinners With Harold: How a shy Ph.D. in English literature revolutionized the science of cooking and became revered in the most famous kitchens in the world – Lovely little profile. I really should get Harold McGee’s On Food and Cooking for the Snook sometime.
    • Hot ball in aloe gel – I laughed so hard at that Mastodon post that I cried. Juvenile, I know, but so funny. 😭
  • Scrobbling and it feels so good

    I was cleaning up old blog posts today when I saw a mention of the widget I used to have (decades ago) that showed what I was listening to. “That would be fun to recreate,” I thought. How hard could it be?

    Folks, I could find no way to easily embed my last played Apple Music song. The desktop app allows you to get iframe embed code for playlists, but there’s no playlist for your Recently Played. You can create a Smart Playlist of songs you’ve recently played, but this will only include songs in your library and not songs you’ve streamed. Also, you can’t embed a Smart Playlist anyway. There are no WordPress plugins that do this, and no third party apps that I could find. There is a Developer API for Apple Music, but to register as a developer you have to pay $99 a year. Yeah, no.

    For a second I thought about switching back to Spotify. Double-plus no.

    Then I remembered… scrobbling. That was a thing, right? Turns out it’s still a thing. But how to scrobble Apple Music? I mostly listen on my iPhone, and the consensus seems to be that Marvis Pro is the way to go. This app is basically a wrapper for Apple Music, but it has a massively customisable UI (the Redditors love it), it scrobbles to last.fm out of the box, and it’s only $15 AUD. I figured it was worth a shot. Installed the app, signed up for last.fm, and verified that scrobbling was happening. Now to hook it up to WordPress…

    This post from RxBrad has a handy Javascript snippet that can be used in a WordPress Custom HTML widget. Too easy! I signed up for an API key and set up the script… but it wouldn’t work. In the Block Editor preview it would show the album, but when I published the widget, it would just show a broken image on the site. I noticed in the console that there were some errors about the ampersands, and I could see that WordPress was actually converting them to HTML entities. I banged my head on a wall for 10 minutes until the Snook woke up from his nap and I patiently explained the problem. Less than 2 minutes later he had solved it. Oh right! We used to always put HTML comment tags around our Javascript, back in the day. (Insert “Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch” meme.) Once I added those, everything just worked!

    So yeah, there it is over in the sidebar on the homepage.

    Currently Listening widget that shows Wild Wild Life by the Talking Heads

    Limitations:

    • Marvis Pro only scrobbles while the app is open. So if my iPhone screen goes to sleep, it won’t sync again until I wake it up. It does sync the whole history then, but it does mean the sidebar isn’t really necessarily “live.” Do I care? Not at this point. If I do, I can apparently pay $10 to unlock background scrobbling via last.fm Pro.
    • Marvis Pro doesn’t have a desktop app. If I want to scrobble from my Mac Mini, I’ll need to setup the last.fm desktop app. Can’t be arsed right now, but it’s an option.