Author: Kris

  • The Anti-Knitting-Graffiti Manifesto

    This one’s been percolating for a while. After all, I’ve been writing about my annoyance with this “movement” for three years now. Now the founder of “Knitta Please” is visiting Australia and the media are going crazy with kooky knitting headlines. Loads of non-knitters have again been asking whether I know about it or am involved. “Yes, I’m aware; no, I don’t participate; yes, I think it’s a massive waste of time and human energy…” Yesterday when I was running in the Domain I spotted some knitting stuck on a post at Mrs Macquarie’s Point, and it just crystallized my whole annoyance with the subject. The non-knitting public needs to know that we’re not all like this. We need an Anti-Knitting-Graffiti Manifesto.

    I wrote this over at Ravelry this morning:

    I’ve been told by my connections at the City of Sydney Libraries that this year’s “Art and About” festival will feature an exhibit called “I Love Kings Cross.” This will involve all of us knitters making squares which will be wrapped around light poles and bollards and whatever in the Cross. Then, after a couple weeks, the knitting will be taken down, laundered, and made into blankets and such for the homeless. (Edit: I’ve since been told that this isn’t necessarily the case. Please see Alasdair’s excellent comment below.)

    1) This shows exactly how “subversive” graffiti knitting is. The Council has GIVEN PERMISSION AND A GRANT for some “artist” to coordinate this. When your “underground art” becomes a government-sponsored civic project, you’re hardly stickin’ it to the man at that point.

    2) It’s so painfully trendy. So trendy it makes my teeth hurt. It’s so very LOOK-AT-ME-I’M-HIP.

    3) Non-knitters already think knitting is a waste of time. Spending hours making squares that get wrapped around trees and light poles will only reinforce this belief.

    4) I don’t like most graffiti. I don’t like it when it’s paint or chalk or stickers or yarn. I don’t think we should aspire to be like “taggers” or glorify what they do. Some of it is art, but 99% is just vandalism for the sake of it.

    5) This isn’t to say that I don’t think art can be transient or ephemeral or disposable. I’m in favour of all of that. I think the idea of juxtaposing knitting with big industrial junk is a good one. I think putting a knitted cozy on a tank actually SAID SOMETHING. I also think the 99% of the people involved with the graffiti knitting “movement” are just imitating something they saw on the Internet and performing their hipness for the Muggles.

    6) I’ll also admit that I’m not a big fan of purely decorative knitting. The knitting that I like is practical. The thought of spending hours making a plain stocking stitch square just so it can rot on a light pole makes me shudder.

    7) Also, I hate to think what the samples in the Art and About project are going to look and smell like after hanging in the Cross for a couple weeks. “Laundering” them and giving them to the homeless seems like a tacked-on way of justifying the project, and it strikes me as fairly insulting as well (both to the knitters and the recipients).

    8) Lastly, I just really resent this idea that we’re meant to drop everything and contribute to these projects, simply out of some sort of obligation to feed the media’s desire for “kooky knitting” stories at the moment, just so some tired newscaster can say: “This isn’t your Grandma’s knitting!” It’s so patronizing. This is winter. I have limited knitting time. I’d prefer to spend it making beautiful, useful things that will keep people warm.

    Hmm. This is coming off sounding really negative, and I don’t want to make anybody feel bad that actually contributed to one of the “graffiti” projects. Mostly I just wanted to spell out in my own mind exactly what I find so objectionable about it. It’s like one person comes up with an interesting idea, the media latch on to it, and suddenly we all feel compelled to buy into the story that they’re selling. If even 10% of the people involved spent that time coming up with new creative ideas, patterns, and techniques, the knitting community would be a lot better off.

    Added a lot later: Ugh. I was really happy with how this conversation was going before, and I really want to thank Debbieann, Denise, Knit the City, and Alasdair for taking the post in the spirit in which it was intended. I appreciate you guys arguing with me and opening my eyes a little bit.

    Unfortunately I’ve been taking a lot of personal hits (mostly on Twitter and Ravelry) from people who took this post a LOT more personally than you guys did. I don’t see any more productive headway happening, so I’m going to close it off. I’m looking forward to talking to you guys more about your projects in person.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @runkeeper I sent in a glowing report. 🙂


    @devvyleys Devvy, you are so inspiring me to get back out there after being sick! Keep it up… 🙂


    Guild website is back… kind of.


    @runkeeper No worries! I’m “Kris in Sydney”, comment #3. Consider me your RunKeeper evangelist Down Under. 🙂


    Looks like a good day for a run, folks…


    Look. Stupid knit graffiti at Mrs Macquarie’s Point. http://twitpic.com/aehhm


    Just completed a 4.03 km run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/6z4u1 #runkeeper


    Knitters: Albie from M&S asked which knitting bags (if any) are popular. I told him I want The Swift. (http://bit.ly/13tnul) Anything else?


  • RunningBlog

    Nothing to report. I mean it. Nothing. Stupid cold kept me from any and all running last week. My sinuses cleared up by the weekend, but I’ve still got a wet cough that limits my breathing somewhat. I had to get out there yesterday, though, or go crazy. So I had short runs both yesterday and today. Mentally, I feel great. Physically, I’m still a hacking snot monster.

  • Child’s French Sock in Citron Pattern and Diaper Knitting

    Child's French Sock in Citron Pattern and Diaper KnittingLong name… for a fairly unsatisfying pair of socks. I dunno. I’m just not loving these. It’s mostly the colour, I think. The yarn is Wired for Fibre “Rita” merino sock in the colour “Opulent”. In the hank it looked like more of a semi-solid, so I thought it would be a good choice for this fairly busy pattern. Unfortunately when I started knitting it, the pink stripes really stood out and started to compete with the stitches. Not good.

    Anyway, the pattern is from Knitting Vintage Socks. I knitted both socks at the same time on 2.75mm circulars. Despite looking complicated, the pattern was actually very easy to memorise. I’m still not happy with my lace knitting though. (My yarnovers between two knit stitches are way smaller than my YOs between a knit and a purl. I fear this would be problematic in a larger piece.) I do like the way the diaper knitting continues down on the heel flap. I was finishing the socks at Morris & Sons on Sunday when Mrs Morris came by and admired them. “You like ’em?” I said. “They’re yours. Happy birthday!” At least they’ll go to someone who really likes them. (More pics on Flickr and details on Ravelry.)

  • Wes Anderson’s

    Wes Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox”???
    Oh dear god. Wes Anderson is making a stop-motion animation version of Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox (which I’d like to link to on my RDF site, but it’s having a server issue at the moment). This looks… not good. There appear to be lots of random characters that aren’t in the book, and the stunt-casting is just ridiculous. (MARIO BATALI as a voice actor?!) And judging by the comments, there are going to be callbacks to other Anderson films. UGH.

  • Swine Flu

    Swine flu numbers in Australia jumped by nearly 800 yesterday! I can also report that my “degrees of swine flu separation” is now ONE, as someone I know was diagnosed yesterday as well. (He didn’t have it when we saw him last, so it’s unlikely that the cold the Snook and I both have is related.)

  • Shared today on Twitter

    A-ha! Knitting Utegate mystery has been solved. The mystery email purported to be from me was from someone else entirely!


    @Timmay83 And I’ll probably still be coughing from this cold. Barry and the Apples will definitely be bringing up the rear of the team comp!


    @witty_knitter HAHAHAHA… It was you! Check your email. 🙂


    @witty_knitter Sent. Enjoy the insanity. 🙂


    Three meetings in a row… Let’s do it.


    Hm. Someone I was in contact with 10 days ago has been diagnosed with swine flu. I caught my “cold” 48 hours after I saw him. o_O


    Darn. Swine Flu Victim only got sick in the last two days, so no chance we caught it from him.


    On top of everything, frickin’ Guild (Joomla) site got hacked today. So that’ll be fun to fix.


    It wasn’t a targetted hack; just some script from China taking advantage of site vulnerabilities. Pain in my bum, really.


    @sharre Fell into it. Snook & I were like we are now from the start. Moved in together after 3 months. It helps that we are THE SAME PERSON.


  • Mars Experiment

    Ooh, remember that fake Mars trip/experiment I posted about a few months ago? Tomorrow they’ll be freed after living together in a small confined space for 105 days. The scientists put them through all sorts of tests to induce sleep deprivation and stress. That’s so cool! Next they have to send 100 people to Antarctica like in Red Mars.

  • We Have Lasers!!!!!

    Laser Portraits – that just might be the most awesome site on the Internet. I know for a fact my sister, brother, and I all have similar school pictures in my Mom’s basement somewhere…

  • Fairs

    Carnivals, Festivals, and Fairs of Missouri. Gorgeous pictures, and one of the things that I really miss the most about the Midwest.