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Author: Kris

  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @VenessaHunt: RT @Opheli8: MobileActive MD Neil Wiles talks Mobile: http://ow.ly/Dvu0 #myboss

    @gilmae I suggested something similar to our team lead, but he doesn’t feel he inspires the necessary fear. And shrinkage.

    @thisismywww Americans never were very good at geography. 😛

    @Ascasewwen Only thing about Bella I liked was how she kept trying to get Edward to DO IT already. (Too bad he insisted on getting married.)

    Confession: Yes yes, there’s lots of stuff #bellashouldhaveread, but I read VC Andrews & Jean Auel and I turned out okay! Trashy books FTW.

    @knitabulous In Chippo I chuckle at the girls in gym clothes puffing away. They must have a hard time doing cardio. Keeps them skinny tho!

    RT @ebertchicago: My review of “The Twilight Saga: The New Moon” is online. One star. Charisma by Madame Tussaud. http://j.mp/CTlAI // Yikes

    @ebertchicago Your link to the original Twilight goes to the wrong film! Poor Paul Newman doesn’t need to be tarred with THAT brush. 🙂

    My summer goal of eating as many mangoes as possible is going well. #2 down the hatch!

    Sue Sylvester nearly made me cry during #glee tonight. (The episode with her sister.)

    @bellsknits Over, if only because the cleaner folds the end so nicely and every fortnight I get to pretend I’m in a hotel.

    @bellsknits It’s the only fancy thing she does, but I love it. 🙂

    Lesson of the day: Do not make passive-aggressive joke about never getting flowers. Your husband may have been just about to order them.

    @brodrigu That’s what I said, but he then provided a screenshot with about 6 different florist tabs open. Whoops.

    @brodrigu It was slightly more convincing than that. 😛

    Just voted RunKeeper for Best Location Based Mobile App http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards

    I am having a Sue Ellen Mischke moment.

  • Interview with my boss

    Interview with my boss, Neil Wiles on the state of the mobile industry in Australia.

  • Cats for Gold

    Cats for Gold – lose the treasure, get the treasure! Hahahaha…

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @Opheli8 I would, but they haven’t followed me back yet so I can’t DM them. 🙁 #ggd

    @Opheli8 Wow, @VenessaHunt and Mansour in the same week. Steve Jobs is probably getting all tingly right now.

    @gilmae Me too. This is also why I don’t use lists.

    Good day at Spudds. Got 100m on the rower and made a shot in basketball!

    Did you hear a scream? It was me. It’s not every day you get an email with the subject line: “My uterus is perforated.” (No, not MY uterus.)

    FYI: When you use “uterus” in a tweet, you get auto-followed by women’s healthcare professionals. Apparently.

    Just downloaded Star Wars: Trench Run. http://bit.ly/3ukZ9g AWESOME. I shot down some TIE fighters but crashed on my 1st run in the trench.

    Just grated a massive chunk out of my right knuckle and – in all probability – right into the shepherd’s pie. Extra protein!

    @bainsight I’m holding out for the graphic novel version. 🙂

    Just completed a 5.65 km run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/31NgtD #RunKeeper

  • Shared today on Facebook

    Just grated a massive chunk out of my right knuckle and – in all probability – right into the shepherd’s pie. Extra protein!

    Just completed a 5.65 km run with RunKeeper

  • HULKAMANIA!

    “Sydney photographer angered after equipment smashed in Hulk Hogan press conference brawl.” That is the best headline I’ve read in a long time. HULKAMANIA IN SYDNEY, Y’ALL!

  • It Made My Day

    It Made My Day. Pretty much the exact opposite of FML.

  • Hippos are Badass

    Quoth the Snook: “Wow. Hippos are badass.” (Link courtesy of John.)

  • How to Run a Meeting

    How to Run a Meeting. A very useful article whether you’re “manly” or not.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @DianneKing Rav details with better photos are here: http://bit.ly/4CahgT

    Yay, @scrubbles received the scarf I knit him! FIERCE. http://bit.ly/1O2nSr

    In case you wondered, the “Moira Kelly” who’s mother to the conjoined twins (http://bit.ly/4p7gsB) is NOT the one from “The Cutting Edge.”

    RT @captain_beef: ANZ employee just pointed out that the new ANZ logo, upside down, looks like a pig. // I will never NOT see that now.

    If something I want has no locally-produced equiv., I don’t see why importing it myself is less patriotic than paying someone else to do it.

    @Gin_ev_ra Fair point, and I’m not saying loyalty counts for nothing. But if it was a book Abbey’s had to special import for you? Still?

    @gilmae I got guilt tripped for ordering from an OS manufacturer rather than having Aussie company order it for me (and thus paying more).

    Rav names for Inner City Guild and friends of Inner City: http://bit.ly/1GQorI. Did I miss anybody? Let me know of any changes…

    Just completed a 2.99 km walk with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/3domcD #RunKeeper

    @twelveeyes Well done! Are you following a training plan or just winging it? (I was doing Couchto5K, but I’m kinda winging it now.)

    Most hilarious result of my rants about globalisation today is how many knitters DMed me to get in on future overseas yarn orders.