Author: Kris

And now for something completely different… “How to Defeat GI Joe”. This completely cracked me up.

Lee Corso says, “[If the Irish] get through that schedule with two losses they deserve to play in a BCS game. I’m starting to warm to that man.

*sniff* Here’s a letter from a nurse who’s worked with Scott Delgadillo, the young Irish fan fighting leukemia. She thanks everybody at the University for supporting him.

The Observer is making up for a crap news day yesterday. AND they endorse Al Gore!

Can Troy Murphy really be this nice? He sounds like a friggin’ saint.

More on the Finnegan’s raid. There’s even a reference to that guy who got shot back in ’97 walking home from a bar. Remember THAT?

Since Sophomore Sibs got cancelled last year, the Sophomore Class has come up with something new: a Class Ball. It’s literally supposed to be, like, Prom for college students.

The Observer is reporting that the Jerusalem program has been cancelled due to Middle East violence. That sucks.

Damn, the Observer sucks today.

This is the weakest excuse for news reporting I’ve ever seen. “Chelsea Clinton may attend Oxford.” Apparently Chelsea and her mom were in a jewelry store when the owner asked what she’s going to do after Stanford. She said she wasn’t sure, but she had a few ideas, including possibly studying economics at Oxford. Okay, two things: 1) Big whoop. Who cares. 2) This doesn’t mean she’s seriously going to attend Oxford. When I was a senior I said random shit like that all the time. *sigh*