Some ESPN guy reviews last year’s football predictions. He originally said about ND: “Notre Dame will win three of its first five games (lose to Nebraska and Purdue, beat Stanford, Texas A&M and Michigan State), finish 8-3, and it still won’t be enough to satisfy Irish fans still trapped in a Gipper time warp.” Now he says: “The Irish won three of their first five (beat Purdue, lost to Michigan State), finished 9-2, and it still won’t be enough to satisfy Notre Dame fans if they lose to Oregon State in the Fiesta Bowl.”

College Bowl Predictions from Will Leitch at Ironminds. This guy cracks me up. The Gator Bowl: “I had this pet plastic alligator when I was a kid, but my parents put pepper on its tail because I have an oral fixation and would always chew on it. VIRGINIA TECH 37, CLEMSON 28.” And, of course, the Fiesta Bowl: “You know who I hate? Catholic people. I mean, don’t they drink blood and sacrifice children? Or is it the Buddhists who do that? OREGON STATE 19, NOTRE DAME 17.” This guy is Kelly McMahon with a sex change. 🙂