Author: Kris

  • Status Update

    Status Update: Twenty-two hours down. I’ve got a headache (mostly from the hunger, although the hangover from last night didn’t help). I’ve watched five hours of I, Claudius and knitted two stripes on a scarf. I’m going insaaaaaaaaaane.

  • Started!

    That’s it! Final meal is completed. The Famine will run from 11pm Friday til 3pm Sunday. Here we go…

  • Famine starting soon!

    Holy crap. I just walked around my office getting final pledges for the Famine and managed to raise another $130! Thank you so much to everyone who’s sponsored me. I’m just about to head off for my final meal, and the forty-hour countdown will start immediately afterwards. There’s still time to pledge if you’re feeling generous! I’ll probably spend the bulk of the weekend sitting on my ass and knitting (to conserve energy, of course), so you should be able to watch my hunger pangs live on CouchCam.

  • MT shite hits the fan

    Movable Type has changed its licensing and pricing structure and it looks like the shite has really hit the fan. I’ll admit to a small feeling of smugness at having run my own custom-built system for three years now.

  • Amazing Race 6 on the way!

    Hooray! It looks like CBS has already committed to a sixth season of The Amazing Race before the fifth has even aired. I can’t wait…

  • Screw Mrs. Slocombe

    Screw Mrs. Slocombe
    Remember my last rant about Grace Brothers and how I swore that I was going to switch to David Jones instead? Well, I did. I’ve been thinking of getting a nice new dressy winter coat (since my black vinyl one is coated in mold) and I saw that DJ’s were having a big winter sale, so off I went after work tonight. I’d only ever been in the food court before so I ran into trouble early on. I had to call the Snook.

    Me: Hey! I’m in DJ’s but all I see is men’s clothes! Where the heck is the lady stuff?
    Him: You dork. It’s in their other store, diagonally across the street.
    Me: Ohhhh! Now I get it.
    Him: Why are you whispering?
    Me: Because I didn’t want the Armani suit guys here to think I’m an idiot.

    My new coat!Anyway, I eventually found the Elizabeth Street store and made my way up to Level 3. I was greeted by a bewildering array of lovely wool coats in too many styles and colors to deal with. After wandering around cluelessly for ten minutes, a nice saleslady named Elaine asked if she could help. I showed her the style I liked but mentioned that it felt too narrow through the shoulders (because mine are pretty broad). She agreed and spent the next fifteen minutes fetching different styles and sizes for me to try. She was fantastic, giving me advice on which styles were flattering and what tailoring I might want to have done. I eventually ended up with a dreamy long black double-breasted wool and cashmere(!) coat. Original price $300, sale price $220. A little more than I expected to spend, but it looks fantastic on me and it’s really nice quality. I think I might have to write them a letter and tell them how Elaine’s excellent service has made a loyal David Jones shopper out of me. (I know the pic is crap, but it gives an idea of the basic style.)

  • Australian Word-of-the-Day

    Australian Word-of-the-Day: “skivvies”. Okay, so in America that word is slang for underwear, right? (It’s even in a Weezer song.) Well, I recently discovered during a particularly embarrassing office conversation that that’s not what it means here. Instead it merely refers to a thin turtleneck, like in this advert. So now you know.

  • The Infinite Cat Project

    The Infinite Cat Project. We’re so doing this with Dr. Amy Jones this weekend.

  • New theme available…

    I was bored today, so there’s a new theme available! It’s bath time.