Author: Kris

  • Owning a cat increases your vocabulary

    Owning a cat increases your vocabulary
    Phrases that have crept into the Snook’s and my everyday speech in the past two months, which we have seldom had occasion to use before:

    1. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
    2. No, Kitty… Kitty is a bad kitty!
    3. Mom, Kitty’s bein’ a dildo.

    I think I uttered every one of those during Amy’s trip to the vet last weekend. Good times.

  • Are you a typoholic?

    Are you a typoholic? While my font identification skillz aren’t the best in the world, I still nurture irrational prejudices against businesses that use Comic Sans MS on their signage.

  • The 50 Best Restaurants in the World

    The 50 Best Restaurants in the World. Sydney made the list twice! Rockpool’s at #29 and Tetsuya’s at #13. We dined at Rockpool two years ago and it was the best meal of my life. Now I’m thinking Tetsuya’s might be in order for the Snook’s birthday in June…

  • Box Set DVD Sale

    Attention Aussies: EzyDVD is having a “boxset bonanza”. Buffy DVDs are half-price! Lots more too, like Simpsons, Angel, and 24. Free delivery within Australia. Forgive me if I sound like a paid shill here. I used EzyDVD a couple Christmases ago to order Snookums the entire James Bond DVD library. The order never arrived but their customer service was great and they dispatched another one right away. (We think somebody at Maine Logistics lifted it.) So I’m fairly comfortable recommending them. Now I just can’t decide whether to get Buffy Season 6 now or wait til we hit the States in November…

  • SMH redesigns

    The Sydney Morning Herald website has a new design… and I’m not sure I like it. It’s just way too wide, and there just seems to be too much going on horizontally with all those columns. I like the addition of the search box though, and the navigation redesign makes much more sense. (Though it doesn’t seem to be completely finished. I was happy to see that Column 8 and Spike have been moved out from under the National section – which never made any sense to me – but if you go to either section, the breadcrumb trail on top still thinks that’s where they are. Weird.)

  • Words Related to Stress and Anxiety

    Words related to stress and anxiety. I’d completely forgotten about the undertoad. I also like hathos, testosteronic, and caving. The Snook and I cave a lot.

  • So close!

    SMH Radar Contest FinalistsIt’s not enough that I plaster the Snook all over my website… Now I’m getting him into print as well! Last week my coworker Mardi told me about a photo contest the Sydney Morning Herald Radar section was running. You were supposed to send in a “quintessential Sydney moment”, and the winner won a $900 camera phone. I forgot about it until right before the deadline so I decided to just send in a photo from my site. I went with Rodd and Amy eating cheese-on-a-stick at the Easter Show. To my surprise, the editor e-mailed me yesterday to let me know that I was a finalist. I ran to the newsagent this morning to buy the paper and check the results. Unfortunately, I didn’t win. They picked the “serious” picture of the homeless guy instead. Whatever. I still got the Snook in the paper!

  • RDF Contest Winners

    I finally got around to selecting the winning entries in my Roald Dahl Sequel Contest. You should go read them; they’re pretty funny. I especially like the bit in the second one where an Iraqi uses George’s Marvelous Medicine to get rid of Saddam Hussein.