The lush who sits behind me at work was just giving one of the temps crap for saying she wanted to watch “Australian Idol” tonight. This from the woman who plays Celine Dion loudly at her desk. Rolling your eyes repeatedly can’t result in long-term damage, can it?

Put me out of my misery, please!
What TV show was it that had the theme song “Thank you for being a friend”? It’s driving me nuts. “And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, ‘Thank you for being a frieeeeend…’”

I just downloaded the new iChat AV Beta and I’m itchin’ to try it out. I don’t have a camera up here just yet (I can’t bear to lose CouchCam), but I can do a voice chat. Anybody got it that can chat with me? I also understand that it’ll work with PCs that can do voice chat via Instant Messenger. If that describes you, add “krisinsydney” to your buddy list and keep your eyes open for me!

Argh! As soon as I made the decision to back up Boudicca (my computer) and take her in for service, the darn thing came good! The monitor flickered a few times but it hasn’t troubled me in hours. I just know that if I take it in now they’ll never be able to reproduce the problem and I’ll get laughed out of the store. How annoying! I always talk about my computer like she’s a sentient being, but this is getting ridiculous. What a brat!

1. What’s the last place you traveled to, outside your own home state/country?
Well, on our last trip we touched down in Los Angeles, Chicago, Goshen, Boston, London, Venice, Florence, Naples, Rome, and Singapore. Those round-the-world tickets are nice. 🙂

2. What’s the most bizarre/unusual thing that’s ever happened to you while traveling?
Bizarre and unusual? Nothing really. The Snook and I don’t really go places where bizarre and unusual things happen. Although, EuroDisney was kinda trippy…

3. If you could take off to anywhere, money and time being no object, where would you go?
I’ve always wanted to go to Reykyavik, Iceland. I just like the sound of it. I’d also like to take the Snook on a Great Beer Tour of Germany one of these days.

4. Do you prefer traveling by plane, train or car?
Hmmm. I guess I like all three. I like long road trips in the U.S., where you can go on fun side trips and eat in truck stops. I also like flying on airlines where they load you up with free alcohol and food and give you a mini-TV. And thanks to our time in Italy, I now know the joy of train travel. They’re always on time and if you book the right ones – Eurostar, baby! – they’re pretty luxurious.

5. What’s the next place on your list to visit?
I think it’ll be a while before we take another big trip. We’d like to see some more of Australia though, so hopefully I’ll get to see Melbourne and Canberra before the year is out.

Trivia Recap: We improved slightly from last week and finished in third place. Unfortunately our streak of winning mini-jackpots came to an end (though I was only half a second late in identifying Patrick Swayze and should’ve had that one). The hardest question of the week was definitely: “Name the seven countries of the world whose English names contain the letter ‘J’.” We got all seven but we really had to rack our brains. Other notable questions: What’s Angela Lansbury’s character’s name on Murder She Wrote? What are the four biggest countries that lie entirely in Asia? Which two countries were the first to host the modern Summer Olympics twice?

You know all those spams that purport to, uh, enlarge your tackle? It turns out that not only do they make tons of money, the guy making the money is a nineteen-year-old. At least we now know what kind of idiots actually buy and sell the stuff. I like the part about how the kid ran away from the interviewer at a chess meet. Tool. (Link courtesy of Ernie.)

Just when I was starting to think that getting married might not be inconsistent with my personal beliefs, Australian Prime Minister John Howard had to open his big, fat mouth and ruin it. In the political equivalent of a “Me too!” Usenet posting, he went on the record this week as saying he was against gay marriage and would try to legislate against it. “Marriage, as we understand it in our society,” he said, “is about children, having children, raising them, providing for the survival of the species.” What in the world does one thing have to do with the other? Is he honestly suggesting that the only valid marriages are ones that result in children? My Grandma got remarried in her fifties; should that have been outlawed? What about people who are sterile? What about those of us that just don’t want kids right now? (You better get busy, Brigita, Kristen, and Marci. If I don’t see each of you with a kid in nine months I’m going to report you to the Marriage Police!)

It’s funny because I would’ve been less upset if he had based this on religion. I still wouldn’t agree, but it’s an established viewpoint that a lot of folks share. As much as he’d like to imitate his best buddy George, though, Australians don’t like politicians who make decisions on social policy based on religious convictions. (It’s a refreshing change, let me tell you.) So he tries to couch it in terms of evolution. Hello? Survival of the species?? Last I checked there were about 6 billion of us on this planet, Johnny. I don’t think you need to put homo sapiens on the endangered list just yet. Besides, why should allowing gay people to legalize their unions have any effect on the rate of straight marriage or procreation? Would Bob and Mary Hetero suddenly place less importance on their kids if Chip and Reichen exchanged vows? Not friggin’ likely.

I know I’m in full-on rant mode here, but damn this pisses me off. I think I’ve gone completely anti-marriage again. It’s depressing to think that no matter how you justify it and what your wonderful reasons are, people like Howard will simply view you as one more statistic on “their” side. And no offense to the rest of y’all, but I’d sooner go raise 18 illegitimate crack babies in the woods than give John Howard one tiny bit of satisfaction or any opportunity to lump the two of us in the same demographic.

New Poll: Would you try musk sticks?