Micro Scooter Death is the greatest Flash game EVER.

Kel recently bought the “real” version of this book… so I thought I’d point to the funny online version as well.

Okay, just one more: “Supreme Court to democracy: Drop dead.” I couldn’t help it; I like the title.

My man Roger Ebert came through with a scathing commentary on the Republican tactics that put the idiot in the White House (and thus ensured that I will not be moving back to the United States for at least 4 years). And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Some ESPN guy reviews last year’s football predictions. He originally said about ND: “Notre Dame will win three of its first five games (lose to Nebraska and Purdue, beat Stanford, Texas A&M and Michigan State), finish 8-3, and it still won’t be enough to satisfy Irish fans still trapped in a Gipper time warp.” Now he says: “The Irish won three of their first five (beat Purdue, lost to Michigan State), finished 9-2, and it still won’t be enough to satisfy Notre Dame fans if they lose to Oregon State in the Fiesta Bowl.”

HOLY CRAP! They cancelled finals at Notre Dame today because of the snow! Can you BELIEVE it?

Apparently Randy Waldrum, the women’s soccer head coach, was offered a head coaching job in the new women’s professional league… and turned it down. That’s awesome.

Yeah, we lost that damn Tournament of Traditions thing. Texas A&M sucks.

College Bowl Predictions from Will Leitch at Ironminds. This guy cracks me up. The Gator Bowl: “I had this pet plastic alligator when I was a kid, but my parents put pepper on its tail because I have an oral fixation and would always chew on it. VIRGINIA TECH 37, CLEMSON 28.” And, of course, the Fiesta Bowl: “You know who I hate? Catholic people. I mean, don’t they drink blood and sacrifice children? Or is it the Buddhists who do that? OREGON STATE 19, NOTRE DAME 17.” This guy is Kelly McMahon with a sex change. 🙂

“The pope gets his own comic.” Yes, seriously.