Author: Kris

  • Sick.

    I’m heartsick. I can’t believe this. How can another four years of that dickhead possibly be justified? Who the…? What the…? How? Why did you jerks let me down? Here I am, defending us to the rest of the frickin’ world, one person at a time, telling every US critic that we’re really not so bad, that I think most folks are basically good, that things are generally getting better, that we’re not as backwards as our President makes us look. But you know what? That’s a big damn lie. The majority of my fellow citizens care more about two gay men setting up house than they do about responsible foreign and economic policy. I’m f**king ashamed.

    Whew. That rant’s been building up for about six hours. Only sixteen months til I can get Australian citizenship, huh? And here I was thinking that moving back to the States might be a foreseeable goal. Sorry, Ma. As long as a Bush is in the White House, my mailing address will remain in another hemisphere.

  • Indiana goes to Bush.

    Indiana goes to Bush. Yeah, I saw that one coming a mile away. Huh, I wonder what I have to do as an absentee voter to change my address to a state where my vote might make more of a difference…

  • A Month of Softies

    A Month of Softies is a new group craft project started by loobylu. Basically, she provides a theme each month and everybody crafts something that uses it. At the end of the month, everybody sends her a picture of what they made. Neat, huh? The theme for November is “The Accessorized Elephant.” I’ve already got lots of ideas for it… but I probably won’t have any chance to make anything, since we leave for the States in, like, two weeks. ACK. (Link courtesy of Kirsty.)

  • My Gay Agenda

    Oh, man! I really, really want a Gay Agenda. (Link courtesy of Awful Cufflinks.)

  • Vegas, baby! Vegas!

    I’ve created a new theme in honor of our impending connubials.

  • iPod “socks”?

    What-what-what? iPod Socks??? I knitted my first iPod garment eight months ago! Come on, Steve. I deserve some credit.

  • Happy Halloween!

    Mr. Darcy and Miss Elizabeth BennetThe party’s finally over. Yes, that’s me and the Snook as Miss Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. We figured since we went with low-brow pop culture last year, we’d go high-brow and literary this year. It worked really, really well. The party was a smashing success (as I’m sure you noticed if you were watching CouchCam) and I’ve got lots of photos to upload in the morning. For now, I’m going to waddle my carb-sickened self to bed…

    Update: The pictures are now online!

  • Party time!

    Party time! Yes, CouchCam is broadcasting the party… LIVE as we speak. Enjoy.

  • I’m so funny.

    Okay, that’s the funniest DeskCam picture of me ever. I look like Austin Powers just having woken up, all glasses-askew and mouth-breathing. I’m not gonna change that one for a while.