Hot rumor from campus: Coach’s is closing! My friend Pat reports that Martin’s and Osco are reportedly buying the property. This sucks! I liked Coach’s! Coach’s and the ‘Backer were my scene. (Yes, I have no shame.) Now even more people are going to have to cram into Club, which will make it suck even more and therefore hated even more by yours truly. The bar scene in South Bend is getting truly pathetic.

As I reported to Dark Horizons, Marilyn Manson is NOT going to be playing Willy Wonka. I have confirmation from the Dahl estate that the script isn’t even finished, and no actors have even been considered for casting yet. Visit this page at my site to keep abreast of all the latest “Charlie” film news.

Somebody in Danville, Kentucky managed to pass off a phony $200 bill with a picture of George Bush on it to an unobservant Dairy Queen cashier. Hilarious. Where can I get me one of these? (On a related note, I think I’ve actually been to Danville, KY at some point in my childhood.)

Apparently my home state, Indiana, is considering finally moving to Daylight Savings Time. This is kinda sad, because the old adage that “Time stands still at Notre Dame” won’t be literally true anymore.

Fantastic! As hit-or-miss points out, The Hero Machine is even cooler than StorTroopers. Check out my badass self over there! That’s Blaster Web-Goddess, in case you’re wondering. (You can click on the picture to see the enlarged version.) She lost an eye a few years back during a shootout with her mortal enemy, The Weaver. She’s sworn revenge, of course, and now she stalks a post-apocalyptic I.T. universe in pursuit of the vile miscreant, only pausing to help out HTMLers in distress along the way. Ennio Morricone is composing her theme song as we speak. 🙂

The Observer finally published my letter to the editor!

That young boy, Scott Delgadillo, the one that came to the Purdue game with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, died Monday night. *sniff*

The Observer published my letter!

Holy cow! Next Wednesday is officially “Sex Day” on Dawson’s Creek! Check out the trailer for the episode.

Dilbert.com apparently unveiled a new design for their home page sometime during the last month. I like it, but I wish they’d move all the interior pages over to the new format.