Author: Kris
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aureq: @web_goddess it's called cheese. Cheese will bring you joy. (in reply to web_goddess)
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ComedyCentral: Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president. https://t.co/7glq9lfUwS
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BR3NDA: I put my left over aussie money in my passport so I'd remember to take it to aussie next time. This was really awk… https://t.co/mEDDftgZ4r
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amyngyn: most people: oh no, hacker stole millions of credit applications me: niiiiiice women are hackers too. get that rep… https://t.co/NYML9cpd9Y
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parsfarce: gf: why are you wearing your jar jar binks outfit that’s just for special occasions me: *gets down on one knee* g… https://t.co/boMX3weB0a
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via Instagram
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MotherJones: A new study finds that providing women with a yearlong supply of oral contraceptive birth control—rather than the t… https://t.co/HADmaT115p
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gabsmashh: most girls trying to get to know you will ask you boring, shallow questions like "what's up" or "how ya doing" but… https://t.co/fJbRsFj2JX i386: https://t.co/KMBpipcj92
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jhermann: toddler car seats and gamer chairs… are the same https://t.co/pt1a1cmD9z joshmillard: Stopped by the Latimer Quilt Museum again on the way to the coast. https://t.co/MwhWMiveIE
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JackBensinger: Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. https://t.co/3DYlEYAoXV adamliaw: Just when I thought I was out of Twitter, they pull me back in. https://t.co/ZO92Kf8sVA