Author: Kris
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NickAltishin: My dad: would you hand me that socket wrench, please? My 13 year old gay ass: https://t.co/nQ7veHMZUb
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justkelly_ok: 2. I've often felt guilty for having to tell my team when I'm uncertain or don't know the answers, and worry that I… https://t.co/zwJxCd0Ru0 (in reply to justkelly_ok) justin_h_chang: It's sad poetry, but perhaps still a bit poetic that Rutger Hauer and Roy Batty died in the same year, 2019.… https://t.co/VR8AFN4ZBr
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soveryqueer: "ladies and gentlemen" – boring – predictable – ignores nonbinary people "mortals" – ominous – inclusive – are you… https://t.co/7kT3caBaWi adamliaw: I’ve had about 30 different interview requests in the past half hour about the #MasterChefAU judges leaving, so to… https://t.co/zI49wLjyQI
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inkyubus13: I think we’re all missing the point here. Jane Foster has a PhD in astrophysics. She isn’t “female Thor” or “girl Thor.” She’s DR. Thor
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MeCookieMonster: Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: COOOOKIES!!!! Therapist: No
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MichelePlayfair: "There's these things called tech conferences, you should try them…" I'll tell you about @yow_conf later,… https://t.co/4ABTTZKbUc jennynoise: Emma Thompson getting day drunk with Hannah Gadsby is what I want to be when I grow up https://t.co/BGa6IhHnGK
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laurclinn: Me: Lauren, you own twenty seven thousand lip things, you do not need more Also me: but what if this one is the o… https://t.co/CUTO5jcrmQ