Just completed a 6.45 km run with RunKeeper – Foot pain: 1/10. Knee pain: 3/10. Good run though!

I told you I stacked it. #unsightlybruising #roadrash

ARGH!! Just completely wiped out in a mud puddle around the corner. Took a layer of skin off my knee, dirtied my jeans, landed hard. I’m a GROWN ASS WOMAN. Eventually I should grow out of stuff like that, right?! OW OW OW.

For the linguistics nerds: “stack it” means to crash or fall in Australian slang.

Me: “Snookums, would you say I stacked it last night?”
Him: “Oh, you TOTALLY stacked it.”

Piping hot carbs, fat, aioli, and beer. The cure for a cold winter’s night.

No girly Harley T-shirts, unless you want a strappy tank top! I got a pretty cool retro 70s style for you though, almost like a ringer T. Light brown with Harley logo and a kangaroo. (But I can get the tank top if you prefer!)

Ohmygod. The vajazzling gallery is online: http://bit.ly/9ulx25 I’m serious. I actually work with 2 of those women. ABJECT HORROR, FOLKS.

Just completed a 5.50 km run with RunKeeper – Pretty good! Foot feels okay, actually.

ZOMG. A female co-worker just asked, in all seriousness, if I want to “go get vajazzled tomorrow.” I am serious. I shrieked.

She later admitted it’s part of a stunt for the Kyle & Jackie O Show. So… DOUBLE-PLUS DO NOT WANT.

Just completed a 5.48 km run with RunKeeper – Good! Foot pain: 1/10. Eileen pushed me to faster pace.

Just completed a 7.44 km run with RunKeeper – Foot pain: 1/10. Yay! Ran with Eileen around Darling Harbour.

Celebrating Independence Day by pigging out on American food as god intended.

Peter from Masterchef is here! Eating 7ft away!!

Brilliant.

• http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/752869858/vuvuzelas-for-bp

Just became a fan of Cody Simpson on GetUpGo

Just completed a 5.43 km run with RunKeeper – Foot pain: 2/10. Niggle in rt knee. Cold!!