Inspired by @zenasmithwhite: my own sad election night selfie. Very sad, indeed.

I bought some lovely earrings today at Sew Make Create! #peacocks

A lady in the voting queue asked me where I got my awesome shirt. "I MADE IT!"

We don’t have a coffee machine, but the massage chairs almost make up for it. #bliss

Dubious Achievement unlocked.

Well, OF COURSE I’m gonna pair the Liberty Vans with my Sentient Xylophones Onesie. #headsasploding

Best part of my training session today!

Peanut butter affogato. #chubby #hipster

Dressing gown, White Russian… Quoth @the_snook: “Kristy abides.” #weekend

WE WON HACKATHON! GO TEAM SARCASTIC PIG!! @justasitsounds @SerriLaw