After the initial shock (and a bit of outrage), the only question left in my mind after reading this blurb is: What the hell kind of beer commercial were they shooting in Machu Picchu???

I know I’ve said it, like, 50 times now, but go read 4th and Inches. This guy is funny.

It’s too bad that it took a sea of red Husker fans to drive the point home, but the University is finally trying to do something about the ticket scalping situation.

The good news is: we’ve got a quarterback. The bad news is: he’s a tight end.

Dear God… Dustin is reporting that Melissa Reeves is returning to Days of Our Lives! *dance of joy* Jennifer Horton, cub reporter for the Salem newspaper, was one of my heros growing up. I’m not happy about the rumors that Jen will return without Jack, though. They’re even saying that her new love interest will be someone on the show currently belonging to a “supercouple.” The hell??

I have lots of fond memories of Girl Scouts, but to be honest, I never learned to *do* anything. Something like this high-tech program would’ve kicked ass. (Link courtesy of Fresh Hell.)

Speaking of IU, all the news stories about this weekend’s riots reminded me of that crazy night two years ago when the power went off at ND and the students all started burning couches out on the quad. On one hand I feel like IU is to be commended for actually having a reason to riot (unlike us)… but on the other hand, chants of “Boobies for Bobby!” and topless co-eds really, really disgust me.

My cousin’s a senior at Indiana University, and yesterday she moaned to me: “Never did I think that I would see Bob Knight leave IU during my four years here.” I reminded her that not long ago, Notre Dame students said goodbye to a beloved coach as well. (We miss you, Lou! Congrats on the victories!)

Ha ha! The current “4th and Inches” comic makes me feel a little better though.

Speaking of the greedy, no-good sucky bastards…