Hurry up!

Damn this election. I wish Florida would hurry up and recount so I could know if I’m going to return to the US at all in the next four years. (i.e. If Bush wins, I’ll stay in the UK, thank you very much.)

Britannica.com

Britannica.com is cool. I know I’ve already raved about “The Annotated Dennis Miller,” but you really should check out some of their other content. For example, rather than just review “Charlie’s Angels,” they provide a comprehensive timeline of women in the police force. The “Nurse Betty” special talks about the history of soap operas, and the “Girlfight” one covers the growth of female boxing clubs. Cool.

“Misunderestimated”

I can’t resist. Salon has a story about Dubya’s last stop on the campaign trail: Arkansas. A direct quote: “Of those who said that he didn’t have the courage to tackle Social Security reform, Bush said, ‘they misunderestimated me.’ It was not a joke.” You know what? If this guy does get in, he’s going to be a bigger laugh than Dan Quayle. Perhaps Indiana’s besmirched reputation can finally be put to rest.

We’ll take it, I guess

The current ESPN.com College Football Poll asks “Who is the most exciting team in college football today?” There are seven options to choose from, including all three Florida schools, Oklahoma, Northwestern, Washington… and Notre Dame. What in the world? I mean, we didn’t even play last week! Sure, our quarterback tribulations have been pretty interesting, but I don’t think anybody would argue that we’re more exciting than teams actually in the hunt for the national championship. It’s like they just threw us in because they needed another name people would recognize, while also giving the anti-ND crowd the satisfaction of seeing our name way down on the list. (We’re in 6th, ahead of Washington.) But again… WHY?