- jaffathecake: When he'd stopped making noises, and we'd started to give up, I cried properly for the first time in like 20 years.… https://t.co/cqD3gRl89P (in reply to jaffathecake)
- ohyoufox: PSA: You can be fat and happy. ✨😍
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- elishatan: Just done with the first #DevRelFolks meetup with @hj_chen @devadvo @thorwebdev @cphjordan @ramiyengar… https://t.co/PnDY9cCqJt
- matvelloso: "Data is the new oil"
You mean it costs money to store it and nobody wants it?
- FourRedShoes: Like I wasn't going to try the #gettymuseumchallenge!
This one is courtesy of bin bags and my largely black… https://t.co/LynOyZlrnU
- acdlite: If you call yourself a programmer, you must be proficient in my particular domain of expertise. I can’t overstate h… https://t.co/OXZwmrMLDu
- CatPurry9: It's just as well men don't have to have pap smears, isn't it? https://t.co/xftL5swubS
- MelissaKaulfuss: Jeans have no place in my life. Jeans AKA known as "hardpants" (a phrase coined by @michaelhoney) are no longer rel… https://t.co/sfy3z3hTZE
- unixbigot: Update: test was negative. Stay the fuck at home. (in reply to unixbigot)
- JennaGuillaume: everybody – literally every single adult human in the world – would fuck stanley tucci and if they say otherwise th… https://t.co/9JAxDfeUrq
- pinkrocktopus: Look at this.
I installed an LED strip under the arm of my zillion-year-old sewing machine.
TOTAL. GAME. CHANGE… https://t.co/A28MyxqWzd
- flashblak: Powerful, fearless, trailblazer, Tamina Pitt. We will hear her name a lot in the future ✊🏽 https://t.co/ypOqwlKtuc
- charis: HK has 0 new cases today!
https://t.co/hcYnfTH8Mw https://t.co/2UcUHgJqdp - ajainvivek: @erikablair_sec @web_goddess We are looking for SecOps person for Lendi. DM me if interested (in reply to erikablair_sec)
- Jan0Bauer: Alles abgesagt…das stimmt nicht:
☀️Frühling ist nicht abgesagt!
💕Liebe ist nicht abgesagt!
🌈Hoffnung ist nicht a… https://t.co/GuSzlzaofe
- JacobJanerka: Can you imagine a game about nothing? @IvanRDixon and I have created a –
📣SEINFELD GAME PITCH 📣
To show our visi… https://t.co/ymN2kSjYMq
- marcprecipice: Okay, I know, but just hear me out: "Paste without Query String" https://t.co/rAxr8hF6HQ
- dylanbeattie: OK, Twitter. Time for my favourite cruciverbalist story ever. On the 5th of November 1996, the New York Times ran i… https://t.co/iNsTe0gbje
- _dianakris: during zoom meetings I unmute myself to laugh at a homie's joke. you can't just let jokes go unhyped. you gotta support the homies
- davidbainaa: i like phish and stephen king and i write horror stories and that is all you need to know
- laimelde: This just made me fall over laughing 😂😂😂 https://t.co/BX48ZfUDSr
- elle_hunt: for small donation, have a goat gatecrash your next video call https://t.co/xuB3AyXANV
- LeeFlower: Having something to do with my hands during meetings really helps me focus. As a junior dev I used to knit, but the… https://t.co/t1yW5VuI1E
- LeeFlower: < but now I think I've reached a point in my career where I can probably get away with "I can discuss technical arc… https://t.co/i9taUOHaSQ (in reply to LeeFlower)
- sexrantus: going through my computer and I'm struggling to remember why I Photoshopped Dobby into Manchester by the Sea https://t.co/onnYVFESzl
- codepo8: @web_goddess Few folk have. (in reply to web_goddess)
- sundress: I'm just so tired of seeing Australians argue that we don't need to wear masks. Please, please, put something over… https://t.co/RdDgaXLBri
- stevelikesyou: It’s 1998 at a house party. Host’s Dad knows I love computers and leans in real close to share drunk wisdom:
“Lega… https://t.co/nZvPzFq7pe
- crankymate: @web_goddess I’ve done this before and am trying to do better as well. It’s definitely ok NOT to share your opinion… https://t.co/3PSkQp9Sf0 (in reply to web_goddess)
- unixbigot: Brisbane inner city folks: Baan Thai in Boundary St Spring Hill has been forced to reopen because, I’m told, they h… https://t.co/2bCTIuMooW
- gabehollombe: I can’t think of a better act to follow them than you Kris! https://t.co/qfnoth9JMH
- jeamland: So looks like due to Coronavirus-related cost cutting measures I’m back on the market.
Anyone looking to hire an A… https://t.co/hRy9IUoCsG
- KathrynElliott: We have a new rainbow crossing. It appeared this morning and is a glorious thing. https://t.co/QAc2p2MCww
- drawlight_: Me: Why does everything feel completely pointless and as if we're all moving through fiction or are pawns in a big… https://t.co/OAjEXeYoew
- PostinMonkey: You may not like hearing it, but this is the correct length of shorts for a man https://t.co/A8RqIOEV9S
- matvelloso: For the last time, 5G is not causing the coronavirus.
It's blockchain that's causing all of this.
- edgarwright: @Baddiel How close are we to ‘Hands up who likes me!’ in a presser? (in reply to Baddiel)