- kumailn: Some days I’m like “Everything is going to be ok.” And some days I’m like “But how?”
- MoominvalleyTV: 💪❤️"Be brave, Moomintroll. Just be brave!" – Moomintroll (Moominvalley)❤️💪
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- Kendragarden: One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he alw… https://t.co/1qoI83NE2y
- BrennanML: I think what I'd really like right now is a cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and Ian… https://t.co/g9TCwaqhjX
- mindykaling: Also this chick thought Tiffani Amber Thiessen played a character whose last name is “Kapoor” https://t.co/SMLw718Ezr
- HeatherParryUK: someone in our neighbourhood has responded to this global pandemic by putting a cutout of Ainsley Harriott in their… https://t.co/6w33JaqTqX
- rbbrown: Only in Australia is 4 cases of beer as 12 bottles of wine "limiting" yourself. https://t.co/pfu6sqIiYq
- lindamciver: Tracing when people received the government covid19 text and looking for patterns in when/why – please fill out and… https://t.co/Sb4VLHeu65
- RyanNorthover: The most famous working from home family on the planet are now live on BBC World https://t.co/T9vGrKu8tJ
- jedws: true story, I once fought @mcannonbrookes on this when he used "on-premise" in an @Atlassian town hall 🙂 (in reply to jedws)
- jedws: he invoked the spirit of @carlfish to justify linguistic descriptivism, not realising he'd already posted a deeply… https://t.co/7ExI7zYgpS (in reply to jedws)
- SoVeryBritish: “How much tea do we have?”
“Around 17,000 bags”
“That’s awful, it’s not fair to stockpile”
“I didn’t, that’s how many we normally have” - AdamHubrig: My partner's coworkers in a zoom meeting, see me in the background: "who is he talking to?"
Partner: "Our cats."… https://t.co/pvQ1TqwueL
- luvcrowley: https://t.co/LsrqihaUKo
- nocontextomens: and remember to stick to social distancing, unlike a certain angel and a demon i could mention 👀 https://t.co/DFPM2h6lhy
- snipeyhead: I feel bad for laughing at this, but I totally laughed at this. Gallows humor is a harsh mistress. (Found on FB, or… https://t.co/JI8UhRkZwm
- yashar: Queen of America https://t.co/muJhE1IUGD
- honeystaysuper: I know I'm 500 years late to this but wow Elizabeth Holmes' voice holy shit what is happening there
- mrbenjaminlaw: Good evening to my mother and my mother only. https://t.co/JFl0IyK8zf
- DoctorWho_BBCA: Incoming message… #DoctorWho https://t.co/lTXziuzWVQ
- voltagex: At the advice of @stilgherrian's quite poignant mini podcast, I'm going to try again to limit Twitter usage for a w… https://t.co/yL2yGUQuf5
- the_snook: @web_goddess @OooobySyd I have never in my life been so excited to see a potato. (in reply to web_goddess)
- RhysC: @Centrelink hey, I hear lot of negative feedback about your site. If you need a hand with an architectural review,… https://t.co/NMvKqqV0yl
- RhysC: @myGovau this goes for you guys too – just ask and the community will help (in reply to RhysC)
- hannibal_do: Your brain is a literal sack of meat. Cut it some slack; it's doing its best.
- MarkAgee: So we're doing The Trolley Problem but the most important thing is to save the trolley
- jameelajamil: This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Place.
This is The Bad Pla… https://t.co/O412gcmqNl - turzaak: @RealSexyCyborg I keep coming to the conclusion that people are hung-up on the 3D-printed-mask idea because it lets… https://t.co/akhkXJfB6K (in reply to RealSexyCyborg)
- randomknits: I was supposed to be judging the knitting at the Easter Show today. I pulled out some wip’s to judge those instead… https://t.co/cv2UzXHNyJ
- mipsytipsy: starting a company can be awful and wretched and lonely, but once in a while you get to do some small thing that ma… https://t.co/CxFc6ydMkP
- sj26: This game is so Tender and Love-ly. #AnimalCrossing @tenderlove https://t.co/8cRmN4yW7A
- tobyhede: Nothing says "these rules were made by men" like limiting haircuts to 30 minutes
- astrotoya: When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut.
When I was a teenager, I still wanted to be an astronaut.
When I… https://t.co/orQb2GhwLp
- SeptaLingua: I’m hearing people joking about dressing up in renaissance clothing and shouting “bring out your dead” while draggi… https://t.co/owQx33YV4U
- i386: Good night all. Be safe.
- _RyanKirk: This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
- OzKitsch: “Australia: 70% uninhabitable because of desert and 30% uninhabitable because of Australians."
– John Oliver https://t.co/OeoQK2wcvA
- sammystritch: Queen Margrethe making a dachshund hat is the quarantine vibe we all need right now. https://t.co/vxMILbO7U3
- Mandy_Kerr: I embraced Formal Friday as proposed by @georgiecel, not having to commute to work definitely gave me more time to… https://t.co/zbew5MkvHX
- Mandy_Kerr: …and of course when it's someones last day but some of you are remote…you got express your sadness. https://t.co/X9HHKyebrs (in reply to Mandy_Kerr)
- bmusedbystandr: So we have more stringent levels of social distancing announced a few hours ago.
So my neighbours have a party.
Numpties.