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soveryqueer: "ladies and gentlemen"
– boring
– predictable
– ignores nonbinary people

"mortals"
– ominous
– inclusive
– are you… https://t.co/7kT3caBaWi
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inkyubus13: I think we’re all missing the point here. Jane Foster has a PhD in astrophysics. She isn’t “female Thor” or “girl Thor.” She’s DR. Thor

MeCookieMonster: Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: COOOOKIES!!!!

Therapist: No

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mathowie: How is this glass blowing show so good it makes me want to take a fucking glass blowing class asap
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