@BezPublic @glasnt Cheers. Not actually going for cross stitch though… just wanted a colour reference. 😉
TFW you’re watching Jeopardy on Netflix and recognise your friend’s sister! @kcm74 https://t.co/0pqkbkJLuO
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@BezPublic @glasnt Cheers. Not actually going for cross stitch though… just wanted a colour reference. 😉
TFW you’re watching Jeopardy on Netflix and recognise your friend’s sister! @kcm74 https://t.co/0pqkbkJLuO
@themaninblue Maybe I’ll have to finally check out the new Canva digs next week!! https://t.co/3VdaSKzmUj
@lucykbain @NickyWill100 Rose of Erskineville! Really nice.
@m_mobbs @thesubpod Well done, neighbours!! 👏
@Mandy_Kerr @evanderkoogh @WaiLingKo I gotta say, ours turned out pretty cool even though we didn’t have weaponry (beyond KILLER STYLE, of course). https://t.co/xS0GMTXO0C
RT @yokoonobot: Think of something more important than Brian Cox in your life. Take care of that person.
@themaninblue Booked up until Friday. 😢
@themaninblue Pencil it in! What time is good?
RT @Jacob_Labendz: When my father was a young, new immigrant to the USA, his folks took him to Macy’s in NYC to sit on Santa’s lap like a “…
Me: *gasp* I can have pumpkin pie for breakfast!
Him: You CAN, but SHOULD you?
Me: Now you ruined it.
Lazyweb*: if I wanted to depict the original DOCOMO emoji set in textile art, which DMC embroidery thread colour is closest to the background of Japanese mobile phones circa 1999?
*And by lazyweb, clearly I mean @glasnt in this case.
@delitescere Savoury? Nooo. You need to mix in some sugar and nutmeg and allspice and evaporated milk. ❤️
@felix42 Made it! Found canned pumpkin at Coles (in the international food aisle) and did standard Libby’s recipe. The Snook insisted on making pastry so this one was all him.
Our @KnitGuildNSW meeting has turned into a political action brain storm today, and I AM HERE FOR IT. 👏👏 Viva la knitting revolucion!!
I bet our political meetings have better treats than the other ones. https://t.co/GipjSoqBwP
RT @HackingDave: This might just be the greatest article ever.
“Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look…
@amitchell01 Can you knit? You do have to be able to knit.
@The_McJones You just gave me a flashback to the day, May 1999, when I get chastised by of the hosts broadcasting live from the Phantom Menace queue in LA for mentioning Yaddle in the accompanying web chat. “NO SPOILERS KHOWARD1 OKAY!?” Because Yaddle was so intrinsic to the plot. 🙄
RT @candeira: Elon Musk, such a pedo guy. Right, people? He’s the pedoest of guys, that Elon.*
* (In Spanish, “pedo” means both “a fart” a…
@randomknits @KnitGuildNSW It literally popped into my head this morning that I should’ve sent you a reminder. 😂
Knitters give the best gifts. 🧶💄❤️ https://t.co/3x7iojUsfJ
Jam on top. Don’t @ me bro. @ The Rose of Australia https://t.co/UnOmCTVmFd
Current mood: bottomless rosé. And it literally has my name on it!! 🍷❤️ https://t.co/DY17S3U8my https://t.co/wJbazIks5x
@unixbigot Courtesy of @knitterjp, who knows me too fucking well…
Four little coy but cool knitters… https://t.co/E89pBq58eh https://t.co/4Vgh8DZBqs
Not quite ten years… 2010 and 2019 with @lemon_lime ❤️ https://t.co/zbMHYXTXY3
@MikeMartin604 @lemon_lime I don’t think it’s a specifically Sydney thing? It was just a face painter at our company Christmas party. Most people got flowers and stuff. We asked for something a bit more conceptual. 😂
@cczona It looks like a lipstick… BUT IT’S A PINCUSHION!
@cczona Pretty much any needles, I guess.
Let the record show we do have a quorum of Amy’s…. https://t.co/GnQfDaMYhh https://t.co/MMv7v90l0K
Arguing with @knitterjp over whether anyone can truly be deemed an “Australian fast bowler” if he does not possess an outstanding mustache.
Who has bottomless high tea UPSTAIRS?? That’s just asking for trouble.
@NickyWill100 Bottomless rosé. With sneakers. On high heels I’m basically a baby giraffe. 🚫
@tomWritesCode @knitterjp AGREE
@knitterjp Just… no. Look at this photo. LOOK AT IT. https://t.co/bqwNiW97i7
@bmusedbystandr I survived. Just.
@knitterjp One of these cricketers looks like a Greek god. One looks like Boris Johnson. I rest my case.
@randomknits @knitterjp 2-3 hours worth. They were not stingy. I lost count. Personal highlight was me trying to convince @LynShoemark to watch Fleabag without sounding like a total perv.
@gilmae @knitterjp 100% AGREE
@gilmae @knitterjp Let me also tell you about my boyfriend Ishant Sharma…
The Amy’s are plotting something. https://t.co/5F7mrHj2OT https://t.co/1OiX9hP8Ky
@knitterjp @gilmae Excuse me, we were talking AUSTRALIAN fast bowlers.
@frankarr But Daaaaaaaaad! 😂
@i386 @HeartOfPluto_ You should commission Sarah when she’s back from mat leave! She made me an awesome custom Hamilton blanket 🙂
Damn. I’ve killed Gudetama twice this week. 😢🥚❤️ https://t.co/1sZyE186u7
RT @isiarraswanson: My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke u…
@hannahyanfield Gudetama tamagotchi!!
For the record, this is NOT me. Moominpappa?! He’s the worst. I showed the article to the Snook. “Little My and Snufkin?? They’re like BROTHER AND SISTER.” 😱 https://t.co/1k6Zrl2CKa
@starbuxman Oh Josh. I’m so so sorry. 😢❤️
When #goodomens cosplay and the company Christmas party collide… 😇 https://t.co/XkK7s2U1RT https://t.co/DuZ1vyt89T
So for the confused, I showed the face painter an image of the archangel Uriel. https://t.co/57bqnuyprj Needless to say, I was the only person without a flower or butterflies or Spider-Man on their face… 😂 https://t.co/Y8mB3SW4I1
@cczona Add I wouldn’t have glitter *everywhere*, so at the moment I’m regretting not going with Spider-Man.
@i386 Same. You know, I could actually knit that.
@i386 It would be a lot faster and cheaper if we could convince someone with a knitting machine – like, say, @HeartOfPluto_ – to help with it… 😉
@Delafina777 Good grief. 🤦♀️
Either @SpotifyAU is trolling me or @the_snook listens to really weird stuff when I’m not home. 🤔 https://t.co/IUqI47QPNw
RT @ZackBornstein: There are two different ways to make pizza https://t.co/VusnXq9ih5
RT @elizgw: Big crowds at the climate protest Sydney Town Hall https://t.co/U6klpu06JQ
RT @parisba: https://t.co/OiYLwBW2VK
RT @HighlySpammable: Wow, every single trending tweet is about Scott Morrison. https://t.co/B0nnuacsMZ
RT @GovGoogles: do we need air
@voltagex @attacus_au Very pretty! Embroidery is a disappearing art. Love this.
Seems appropriate listening when people at the bus stop are wearing face masks because the air is literally harmful. https://t.co/a47LUOdZ1N https://t.co/uj11yrTLgv
Jesus. I made it home through the smoke only to learn that yes, cats can have explosive diarrhoea. 😳🐈💩💩💩 #poopapocalypse
We opened the doors up. Between smoke and feces, I choose smoke. 😷
“Do you need a stiff drink?” Fuck yes. Extra large Negroni please. https://t.co/I8zkV0AwaM
@zeon_design WTF. I’m perfectly capable of building my own websites. Reporting for spam.
@LareneLg I’ll remember that one for next time. (PLEASE GOD DON’T LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.)
RT @adamliaw: September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.
October: Speeches like these give childre…
@BugHunterSam She was, like, an 11. Somehow bits of poo were on the WALLS, HIGHER THAN HER BUTT.
@BugHunterSam She’s old. 🙁 She won’t be around a lot longer, so I try to be sympathetic to the old dear…
RT @rstevens: really not interested in this new male ghostbusters spin-off.
why not stick with the original idea that worked so well: wome…
RT @ScottRhodie: https://t.co/QoQQZhtdtN
‘Ridiculously hard’: how Neil Gaiman wrote a poem for refugees from 1,000 tweets https://t.co/22h2oBvrNV // ❤️ And @Kniterate are going to knit it into a scarf! I’ll have to add that to my knitted data slides…
@americanozmom @darthted 🔥🔥🔥 😂
@simonbrown It’s better at the moment. Saw some actual blue sky yesterday briefly!
@amitchell01 Crappy weak hair dryers that you have to hold the button down to use.
RT @cmclymer: Elizabeth Warren is a professor emerita at Harvard Law and one of the all-time most cited legal experts in bankruptcy and com…
Summer Succotash with bacon. 😍 https://t.co/qZK6fYAjIm https://t.co/x6TRk3YqFo
@nomiddlename Right? But it totally is. 🙂
@docEbrown1 @nomiddlename Google it. 😂 Dish involving corn and beans mostly, I believe!
@ijayessbe Hmmm. I haven’t noticed, but if anyone knows about it, it’ll be @m_mobbs…
25 years ago I used to joke that I wished Evan Dando would take me to Prom. At least now I can say that we’ve both performed on the same stage! https://t.co/59mP8sV4hR
And yeah, I enjoyed the “Jamie Lannister just escaped from captivity” look! 😍
@lizthegrey How was the boat ride??
@damovisa @MichelePlayfair @apaipi I always hated having to go on after Aino’s deadpan Danish humour. 😂
Puttering about, making the shopping list for the week, when Dave’s Market Update in the @harrisfarm1971 brings me up in my tracks. 🙁 https://t.co/kkmcqDmUXc #climatechange #drought https://t.co/Bgc6ydqb1R