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    @DamonOehlman @diversionary @mattallen @mootpointer @the_snook @LookaheadSearch I found the original one! 3.5 years ago, better lighting, never not funny. 😂 https://t.co/r8LUfXdY5I


    @lindamciver @jedws Agree! Actual knitted art that looks beautiful! ❤️


    RT @DamonOehlman: @web_goddess @diversionary @mattallen @mootpointer @the_snook @LookaheadSearch Looks like the shot would work as an album…


    RT @MichelePlayfair: Less than a week to go until CFPs close for #ctosummit and our not-men submission % is: 20% (BNE), 17% (MEL), 9% (SYD)…


    I bought the goose game on the weekend (HONK!), but truthfully I haven’t yet played because I’ve been too busy trying to reclaim past glory with this fella. https://t.co/MIZ4Lzzu52


    @frankarr @house_house_ I did not! I knew about @panic but missed the Aussie connection. That’s awesome. 🙂


    RT @orenrobi: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
    “@chef will not renew our contracts with ICE & CBP when they expire over the next year. and will donate…our 2019 reven…


    RT @simonahac: great to see @mcannonbrookes capably representing australia at #ClimateWeek in #NewYork, while @ScottMorrisonMP was literall…


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    @jedws Photo??


    RT @Cyber_Cox: Brain: Work on your presentations

    Body: Get some exercise

    Executive function: I will consider both proposals after I spend…


    Another gift from America – special kit to make clear ice spheres for hipster cocktails. 😉🥃 https://t.co/Vq0iKmrXpT https://t.co/4KZBLA8Hyw


    RT @MichelePlayfair: #yow CTO Summit CFPs close 30 September!

    https://t.co/vgy5tk3gZR https://t.co/OXsDkDUQ5r


    LOL – it happened again. 😂😂😂 @diversionary @the_snook (Avatar hidden to protect the embarrassed. You know who you are.) https://t.co/nrtaJsu25l


    @serdar @diversionary @the_snook Hilariously, I did meet @snookca once when he was in Sydney for a tech event. He also looks sort of like the other two. Maybe we’re dealing with some sort of Orphan Black scenario… 🤔


    @diversionary @mattallen @the_snook @LookaheadSearch This wasn’t the original one though I think… https://t.co/8EzzxFTfhN


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    A cute boy watching me play Mario Bros. 3 on NES? Dreams come true, people.


    Aldi special buys this week include Aldi overlocker! I got mine from there a few years back and it’s been great for the price. https://t.co/tkszwK0GzW @FakeSamRitchie


    @FakeSamRitchie Just realised mine isn’t Janome – it’s a Singer MyLock.


    @yaakov_h @Catfish_Man I’m using v3 on my app here: https://t.co/jm7Zj3HWkV. But I haven’t used the forums. It doesn’t seem like much active development is happening.


    RT @eytanlenko: When the CEO of Australia’s most successful business says “As a nation, we should be leading the charge on this” it gives m…


    RT @TomZohar: Cultural Impact:

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  • Shared today on Twitter

    @dddsydney @frankarr 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/j6uGAJtL0O


    RT @MissAmyTobey: Slack DM networks would be a fascinating view of org structure


    @drzax I’d say no. “Kris” is not a nickname for “Kristine.” (This is where my references to “the Snook” confuse people, because it is in fact his name.)


    New dream: retire from tech industry and spend all day here at UTS textile lab. https://t.co/Tpig1D7YkQ


    Trying to decide between these two legends’ talks. “Mine doesn’t mention TypeScript,” says @IngaPflaumer. SOLD. (Sorry @hannahcancode.) 👩🏼‍💻 #dddsydney https://t.co/c5sKUv6qPh


    @MissAmyTobey @mootpointer In my experience, the real org health metric would be the number of times “Moving to Whatsapp…” gets posted in your company chat app.


    Selfie with our keynote speaker @ButenkoMe during the tea break. Incidentally, you should volunteer to help at @MusesCodeJSSyd! (Yes, even men.) I’ve done it and it’s awesome. #dddsydney https://t.co/9MCOcNP18W


    This escalated quickly. (It’s been 20+ years since I studied calculus.) 😳 #dddsydney https://t.co/OeAx2YrtIR


    @robdmoore I know, but I can’t help think of this… https://t.co/LtBYgjDtto


    About to kick off @IngaPflaumer’s session! And hey, @BugHunterSam is live-streaming here: https://t.co/K67iQ5Vc52 #dddsydney https://t.co/4RjPB7Ddf3


    RT @DrJosh9000: Coming up, the talk I came here for #DDDSydney https://t.co/LlGpEfP6UZ


    “Teach girls bravery, not perfection.” TED talk recommended by @IngaPflaumer – bookmarking for later. #dddsydney https://t.co/5DTDEeollo https://t.co/1unCNdrqzW


    “If you can’t explain your idea to your team with 7 boxes and 8 arrows, it’s too complicated.” @IngaPflaumer on working with junior devs (or anybody, really.) #dddsydney


    Duelling selfies with @MichelePlayfair from @yow_conf at #dddsydney… https://t.co/fhOLEvvaY5


    For immediate press release: my new personal brand is “Kris Magenta,” which is a portmanteau of MAGical + mENTAl, which I feel truly captures the essense of me. 😜 #gentletroll https://t.co/9ojbd4935e


    @Amys_Kapers To make you think. And it worked, see? 🤓


    @mage0r @chixors Move to Sydney and we shall set up a Club and this will be our Clubhouse!


    @robdcrowley You’re all so very serious about it! I had to tease a bit. 😉


    @frankarr I thought you’d like that. 😂


    Listening to @kjacobsen talking about banks and security, and he just used the phrase “person-in-the-middle” attack. I like this. 👏 #dddsydney https://t.co/jipg0oOkU8


    The fear of getting a security disclosure tweet like these from @briankrebs keeps people like @kjacobsen awake at night. What’s the solution? security.txt #dddsydney https://t.co/Vjj1ccWlGT


    Machine learning is really easy to learn… if you know what to learn. Refreshing honesty from @jernej_kavka, who struggled until he found https://t.co/nj3FZkgxs6. #dddsydney https://t.co/I9j9YSvH9h


    Final speaker is @meliss_houghton on Imposter Syndrome – such an important topic! #dddsydney https://t.co/fMkzuGUuI5


    RT @MichelePlayfair: “When I was asked to do the locknote at #dddsydney I thought: Why me? I thought it might be a prank.” – Yes you did lo…


    Totally agree with having a work journal. It’s something I recommend to everyone on my team. I also keep a “good stuff” file for compliments and nice feedback. Reflecting back on these is so helpful when you doubt yourself! @meliss_houghton #dddSydney https://t.co/NzCB0zcufG


    Catch me soon on my critically-acclaimed limited reality series “A Little Bit Kris.” LA LA LALALALALA! 🎵❤️ (The Snook is home and he bought me a present.) https://t.co/fkyWCmwKjK https://t.co/T2pcpf6WDi


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    RT @LiviuC_PhD: Dusted off my old “Ignorance is Unaustralian” sign for the #ClimateStrike

    Nice to see so much engagement and so many peopl…


    RT @parisba: #ClimateStrike https://t.co/iElxipjHth


    Case Study: How Rescon Builders saved migrating Azure to AWS by Flavio Oliveira https://t.co/WJ5kfJC0GN


    RT @miriamkp: PUT IT BACK https://t.co/NX6aroSZxx


    RT @johnallsopp: In the thick of it with ms 6, 9 and 11. Networks slammed. Surrounded by young people full of energy and positivity. #Clima…


    @dddsydney Are there still tickets? Giving me a 404…


    @dddsydney Done!! See you tomorrow. 😉


    RT @darthted: Largest CTO meet up group in the world. Now with nice round vanity metrics. https://t.co/xjsTcGEDCZ


    I am informed that I was the very last person to buy a ticket for @dddsydney! I also arrived at the last minute, just in time to see @ButenkoMe’s keynote. ❤️ #dddsydney #dddsydney2019 https://t.co/9QbGK09lD4


    A wall of fabulous hair from @ButenkoMe! #dddsydney 💇‍♀️ https://t.co/9pe6d6XRcx


    Just realised this is the first conf I’ve been to in years where I haven’t been a speaker, volunteer, or organiser. I’m just, like, an attendee. 😳 #dddsydney https://t.co/OLEZDfhGBn


    @stowball @Meetup You just have to turn off all the email notifications. Luckily that only takes like 12 clicks *per group*. 🤬


    @MichelePlayfair @Amys_Kapers @the_nathanjones @slace I’m also here and could facilitate handoff to Amy at PubConf… after I mop the stage with her. 😉✊


    RT @meliss_houghton: @WWCSyd helped @ButenkoMe gain confidence as a female developer! 👩‍💻🎉 #womenintech #conference #dddsydney #womenwhocod…


    @the_nathanjones @MichelePlayfair @Amys_Kapers @slace You come at the Queen, you best not miss.


    @Amys_Kapers @MichelePlayfair @the_nathanjones @slace @larsklint Wouldn’t matter. I once destroyed @twalve at a Web Directions debate where I argued mobile sites > responsive web. You’re just lucky I mostly use my powers for good these days. 😈


    @MichelePlayfair @PubConf https://t.co/aorFRtW8SA


    It bothers me that there’s no actual purple in the branding. 🤔 https://t.co/0ZgwKIVLmi


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    I literally couldn’t think about anything else for the first 10 minutes of the meeting. 😐 #monster #why https://t.co/ihTVdBsFdk


    LOL – I’m watching an internal sneak preview of the #awscommunityday recap video, and the camera caught the moment @minxdragon and I took our selfie! 💜 (Full video will be published soon, I’m told.) https://t.co/hiie4bYJHl


    @TheMartianLife As soon as the meeting was over and no one was looking, I put it on its side. Now I can sleep at night. 😂


    RT @McJesse: Princess Bride story! I once had a podcast idea called “Do That Thing!” where famous people talk about *the thing* strangers a…


    😳 I can do this. I didn’t realise everyone couldn’t. https://t.co/QNoDd6TZEa


    @gabehollombe Mine is very much thunder. 🤔


    I make good gestures. 😐 https://t.co/kQgMAjcVaK


    RT @SydTechLeaders: @web_goddess kicking off her talk in her journey to serverless

    #sydtechleaders https://t.co/4SOe89BZFD


    @gilmae @SydTechLeaders @SydCSS https://t.co/CzcVLCAlP5


    I didn’t have my Red Lippie of Confidence. Felt totally discombobulated! https://t.co/U9Df4pnBDG


    @docEbrown1 Thank you! I’ll have to see if I can tag along to a meeting with you guys sometime. 🙂


    @lightningdb Yes, so nice to catch up, albeit briefly!


    RT @AdrianDeLuca76: On a day where we at reminded about the urgent need to take climate action, it’s good to see big Tech making such pledg…


    @mattallen @lightningdb 😲 Way to go Dave!


    RT @HariniLabs: Gaming meets coding at #AntlerCodes – with knockout style coding challenges🏆 Get ready for Sydney’s most-funnest-coding eve…


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    RT @darthted: One more sleep until @SydTechLeaders Sept meet up, the YOW! Perth Reprise. Still a few slots available. https://t.co/kdXnASW…


    Trying to figure out how many folks are actually using my Aussie Meetup Calendars. According to Amazon CloudFront, there were 386 requests yesterday. But these are for subscriptions in calendaring apps, so who knows how often those apps refresh… 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/cPr80bo3gv


    I would’ve thought that apps like Google Calendar would cache the same URL for multiple people, but I can’t find any documentation of whether that’s true or how often Google Calendar refreshes. 🤔 So maybe the real total is higher, I guess.


    @_neozenith Oh nice! Here’s mine: https://t.co/jm7Zj3HWkV . Hmm, looking at the Newwwie one, you’re using v2 APIs. They’ve been deprecated – you’ll need to update. 🙁


    @_neozenith I could add Newcastle… Lemme try it and see what it looks like. 🙂


    @_neozenith Try this out in your calendar app of choice: https://t.co/Iq3Z1MGFBV


    RT @Cary_Elwes: There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. https://t.co/5N8Q3P2e5G


    @emd3737 I’m all about those spicy memes. 😂


    @_neozenith They’re also removing API keys and forcing OAuth, so hopefully you’ve got that covered too… 🙁


    @msharp After knitting my own Bokaclava and entering it in the Easter Show, I have nothing to prove. 😈 https://t.co/j0lnZtV1eE


    @dalanmiller They’re listed on the Github repo! 🙂 https://t.co/jm7Zj3qltn


    I LOLed. 😂 https://t.co/dbMWCxfDJV


    @DamonOehlman @msharp Well it would help if I could find the damned thing. Maybe I gave it to someone. Or maybe it’s demonic and slunk off in the night. At any rate, it’s on my Ravelry page. 🙂 https://t.co/9Op91HpJjY


    @philnash @sydjs WHAT? How’d I miss this?? (Who am I kidding. Would I actually brave the rainy ickiness, even for Phil? 🤔 )


    LOL. Another one for my @SydTechLeaders Techtivus rant deck… https://t.co/QO3Pt5dN2Z


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    @mmastertheone For a moment I got super excited that it was going to be a Lego Moomin House, and now I am obsessed with this concept and it needs to exist. @MoominOfficial – please make that happen!


    @SydTechLeaders @darthted @SydCSS @dp_lewis @msharp And that should’ve been from my account, of course. 😜


    Great energy at @BlueChilliGroup today for the @shestarts showcase! So far I’ve met some inspiring founders tackling mental health, agriculture and farming, waste management, and recruiting. https://t.co/MmYDsBUJmF


    Kicking off #yownight at @arq_group! Looking forward to hearing from @daveathomas and @awscloud Community Hero Gus Nalwan from @carsales… https://t.co/1oM6evEFV2


    Incidentally, the Call for Papers for @yow_conf YOW! Data is now open! https://t.co/iM7TOhywP0 #yownight https://t.co/UpvUZGKrMQ


    First talk is from Gus on Mystique – the fight against rego plate cloning. I suspect this is going to involve AI… 🤔 @carsales #yownight https://t.co/MmO5qZTr2A


    Oh very cool. @carsales used @awscloud Sagemaker to detect the bounding boxes of rego plates. Two weeks of dev time… 75% of which was spent prepping the data! #yownight https://t.co/8U10aRvBIp


    Second talk is @daveathomas from @yow_conf and Kx Systems on NewSQL and “why it’s a dumb idea”. 😂 #yownight https://t.co/XRFbqwbYZh


    “Being a row farmer really sucks…” Love a good @daveathomas rant! #yownight https://t.co/yXKXOGBN2O


    Bookmarking this one for @SydTechLeaders Festivus rant in a few months… https://t.co/0YrVltcSPx


    Good. Common sense prevails! #bloodnormal 👏 https://t.co/aeaoBfx6JQ


    RT @ThePepperCherry: TIL the Australian free to air TV watching community has been up in arms about Libra ads showing period blood. Because…


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    @keranm I JUST HEARD THIS and immediately came to Twitter to congratulate you. Great to have you aboard buddy!!


    RT @keranm: It’s official #day1 – I have joined the #AWS team – super excited to work with and support incredible partners! https://t.co/Bp…


    @keranm Make sure you say hi to @crankymate – he’s in NHO with you!


    @auxesis @sectionio Congratulations!!


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    Me: “Alexa, play Taylor Swift’s album Lover.”
    Alexa: “Sorry, I can’t find any album called Love Her.”
    Me, in thickest Strine: “Alexa, ply Taylah Swift’s album Lovah.”
    Alexa: “Coming right up.”

    18 years in this country and Alexa is finally training me to have the damn accent.


    @shermozle It’s so awful. I literally have to channel Kath & Kim in my mind. 😂


    Just discovered @closetcasepatt through a post on the @TessutiFabric blog, and oh my goodness, I want every single pattern! Bought the Pietra pants and Jasika blazer. Feeling my urge to sew returning…


    With the Snook away for work, it’s my responsibility to water his garden plants. Trying to resist the urge to go full Crowley and berate them for not growing verdantly enough… 😈


    @twasink It’s pretty much a given that I’ll destroy at least one accidentally, so it’s really just spinning it as intentional to scare the others.


    Hmm. YNAB 4 will be unsupported once Catalina comes out, so we’re exploring other personal finance trackers. Anybody running Firefly III? https://t.co/GBTjXSMckk https://t.co/mlqS1pYILZ


    I figured out how to extract the voice file from my account. Enjoy. 😂 https://t.co/eL9tQWnSyP @saberkite @shermozle


    RT @MelissaKaulfuss: I’m using this as my “next company I’ll work for” list ❤️💯 https://t.co/5GE90TK7ZX


    @puffnfresh @saberkite @shermozle TRY NOT TO SOUND SO SURPRISED.


    @puffnfresh @saberkite @shermozle Actually an American (one of the speakers’ partners at YOW Perth) said that I sounded convincingly Australia. @FakeSamRitchie was there. He did not agree.


    @ahontwi I think it depends what language you set it to. Ours is set to Australian English.


    This made me laugh until I cried. GENRE GENRE GENRE GENRE 😂😂😂 https://t.co/hoBFNxj9kH


    Just discovered that my AWS Community Day video is online! Not to be vain, but… my hair and makeup look GREAT on the video. So that’s a win. But as usual I talk too damn fast… https://t.co/0a2cAimAmx https://t.co/i8uK1TpSKY


    @mobywhale Yep! 👋 I’ll DM you @paulfioravanti.


    @BesseIFunction I’m not happy with the fit – even after three toiles – but others also wrestled with that pattern so at least I know it wasn’t just me.


    @BesseIFunction But thank you ☺️


    @QuinnyPig Sold!