Category: Twitter Post

For the record, I’m not a social media expert. I’m just a woman who drives pretty damn well. http://bit.ly/b8uHlZ

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@thisismywww @redambition Every single iPhone user I know has a case, which means antenna issue will matter exactly ZERO. I’m getting one!

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Caramel flair. http://bit.ly/dxAlUd My hair colours set TRENDS, BABY!

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3hr meeting to go through 60pg spec complete. Went really well! Stress is gone. I’m even a little proud. I think I did a pretty good job. 🙂

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@captain_beef @stufromoz Thank you! It’s nice to feel good at your job every now and then. 🙂

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@redambition @knitness Haha, just realized that you’re counting down too! 😛

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Enjoying all the #bendigo tweets. Have fun, everybody! I’m already polishing my tiara for next year… 🙂

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I’ve never been so happy to hear somebody’s getting the sack! 🙂

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@mrs_sockvictim Do you really have to ask?!

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Mammoth 60 page spec delivered. Took me a month to write. I can haz vacation now? #wrungout

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Four more sleeps til USA, counting this one. Crap. I am nowhere near ready.

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@bellsknits Exactly the same here. I always feel like puking at the airport. Worse than hospitals for me!

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RT @misswired: RT @mpesce: Guardian UK: “Alan Moore is done with superheroes” – http://tinyurl.com/26xjwsb

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RT @crust_pizza: Need a laugh? Hilarious compilation of female driver madness. http://ow.ly/2avpf // Sexism FAIL. Badly done, Crust.

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@venks79 @kunaal84 Is that why I’m still here too and I haven’t recorded a podcast in a month? 😛

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@Lauren_lolly_ I pronounce it pretty much the way it’s spelled?! How do you say it?

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While the leg room on Sydney buses always leaves much to be desired for tall folks, it’s friggin’ AGONY when you have a banged up knee. 🙁

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Happy birthday, @bellsknits! Many happy returns of the day. 🙂 #bellsday

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Successfully negotiated Paddy’s Market to get T-shirts for all the kids. That’s enough humanity for one day.

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Making my 2nd trip to Newtown before 9am. I am already OVER this week.

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Finally home from Guild. I’m pretty wiped out. Such a great meeting! I’ll upload some photos soon. Need sustenance first… 🙂

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I told you I stacked it. http://twitpic.com/241an4 #unsightlybruising #roadrash

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@johnvaughn It only hurts to touch it. Walking (and hopefully running) should be okay! *crossing fingers*

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Knitters: it looks like M&S are adding their new wools to the website… http://bit.ly/9m9yVl

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@zephyrama He was showing me last night that they’re also going to get in a decent range of Rowan at “not exorbitant” prices…!

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The Real Life Social Network: http://bit.ly/9WD5BY. Excellent slideshow; worth reading. (Hat tip to @titus_atticus.)

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IC Knitters: don’t forget to bring along a couple tension swatch samples tomorrow (if you have any). Kim’s talk is going to be great!

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@brodrigu *snort* Talk about undermining your tone through font choice. 🙂

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ARGH!! Just wiped out in mud puddle around the corner. Took layer of skin off knee, landed hard. I’m a GROWN ASS WOMAN. I shouldn’t do this!

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OUCH. The initial shock/numbness has worn off. And now my knee friggin’ hurts. Guess I should probably ice it. 🙁

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I am at the stage now where I can laugh through the pain. It was pretty funny. I was wildly flailing for a good 3 sec before I succumbed. 🙂

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Thanks everyone. It’s not too visibly bruised, but it’s swollen and painful. Hurts to hold the ice against it! Going to bed…

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@stewartheys We use Sydney FoodConnect: http://sydney.foodconnect.com.au. Very happy so far!

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On my way to M&S finally. Is this week over yet?

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Piping hot carbs, fat, aioli, and beer. The cure for a cold winter’s night. http://twitpic.com/23fgxp

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Congrats to @kunaal84 on winning the squash championship!

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Such a huge day, a dozen things on my To Do list, and yet here I stand, still waiting on a bus that’s 15min late.

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I should not be allowed to listen to the Garden State soundtrack at work. I’m all melancholy now.

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Ohmygod. The vajazzling gallery is online: http://bit.ly/9ulx25 I’m serious. I actually work with 2 of those women. ABJECT HORROR, FOLKS.

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The office vajazzlees are about to head out. (I’m not one of them.) They are going in a Hummer. Could this BE any more trashy?</chandler>

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@ozgamer Not from me! I just find it all very icky.

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Finally scored a Newtown bus. Whole city must be borked from accident.

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This bus smells like a wet dog.

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@Roceal Hells yeah it is! I had the chili dog. 🙂

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@gilmae Seriously? I am obviously not evil enough as a BA! 🙂

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ZOMG. A female co-worker just asked, in all seriousness, if I want to “go get vajazzled tomorrow.” I am serious. I shrieked.

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@mrs_sockvictim Apparently it starts with a Brazilian wax. And then involves stick-on diamantes. I AM NOT KIDDING.

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She later admitted it’s part of a stunt for the Kyle & Jackie O Show. So… DOUBLE-PLUS DO NOT WANT.

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@jyesmith Shake to Shuffle. It’s in the settings somewhere.

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@stufromoz It was more like a howl of disgust and repugnance.

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