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RT @hollijwallace: On average, nine women are murdered each week by a gun used by their intimate partner. #StopThe9 #standwithwomen
This ND game is giving me a heart attack.
So I have located only Sephora in 40 mile radius. I know it’s a Thing. What should I look for there? (cc @drkknits @randomknits @knitterjp)
I’m watching Jamie Durie on US TV, and he’s putting on the most annoying OI CRIKEY OCKER accent I’ve ever heard. What a tool.
My Grandma won Grand Champion for her flowers at Corn School! http://t.co/nFzEClEKOv
Grandma and I hit a $333 jackpot at bingo. Seriously. I told you she was a master!
Visiting the Publishing Company where I used to work! (@ Town of LaGrange – @lagrangein) [pic]: http://t.co/R8KtSszpfR
The many faces of Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt Garberick. http://t.co/FCbixcKJUH
My 12yo brother is playing the trumpet. Suddenly understanding why my parents made me practice mine in the closet all those years ago.
First leg of trip complete! Now heading to Indiana on the redeye… (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)) http://t.co/54zOJCKyx0
Back in the Midwest. Still feels like coming home, a bit. (@ Chicago O’Hare International Airport (ORD) w/ 51 others) http://t.co/yQ9wfegVur
I literally cannot remember the last time I was in Fort Wayne. (@ Fort Wayne International Airport (FWA) – @flyfwa) http://t.co/8p9VlvbUmK
@brown_note It’s too grey and rainy for a yeehaw, sadly.
This appears to be the only place in Butler with free wifi. It’s also where all the retirees hang out on weekdays. http://t.co/P8jNikWFlP
It’s BINGO NIGHT at the American Legion! No hipster irony here. I love this. (@ American Legion Post 202) [pic]: http://t.co/RukWNiElHQ
@AtelierMeg @happyspider6 Still hacked! I got another one!
My Grandma is a Bingo BOSS. @ American Legion Post 202 http://t.co/EDKLafkWtf
Grandma has a bingo caddy with all her accoutrements. I am a university educated professional and I have no effing clue what I’m doing.
Took the kids to school, walked the dog, ran the dishwasher… It’s like I’m vacationing as a Mom!
RT @henrytapia: Agile UX vs Lean UX – How they’re different and why it matters for UX designers http://t.co/xBEYO8DslG // attn @SerriLaw
@drkknits I’m hiding while my sis and BIL watch it. I promised Rodd to remain unspoiled until we fully catch up together.
How can that be a comfortable position to sleep in? http://t.co/hnnUpYzNEd
Baby selfie! http://t.co/f1e2arvd2J
American grocery stores are so bewildering. I feel like an East German refugee or something. http://t.co/xMJ7XXgMGC
@richsandler There’s just SO MUCH here. Our normal Coles is big, but the average US store is still like 4x as big, I swear.
Um, LegoLand was pretty much The Best. http://t.co/adg6xfSRNg
@StuartCRyan Southern California!
It’s probably a parenting fail when you return the children so hyped up they pull a shrieking tantrum before bed.
@drkknits There may have been a spanking. I felt responsible.
@StuartCRyan Couple of weeks!
@AtelierMeg I think you got hacked! You just sent me a dodgy DM.
Ah, sunscreen. I have a perfectly formed white print of my hand alongside my sunburnt shoulder…
RT @garethrhughes: Why am I working when I should be doing more of this? #skydive http://t.co/KY6JherjGh
Made the school run for the first time today! (Yeah, still not regretting not having kids.)
Uncle Rodd finally gets some baby time. http://t.co/RKT6mxy8pX
Baby fell asleep in my arms, so I had to not move for 30 minutes. My right bicep is now MESSED UP.
Managed to pick the kids up from school without incident. Acceptable Replacement Parent Achievement Unlocked!
Except I was alone in the car with the 6yo for five minutes before he asked me if I believe in God. So there’s that.
@chrisgander Definitely not.
We’re two grown-ass adults. We can totally handle two kids at LegoLand, right? #famouslastwords
Straight off a 12hr flight, and they put a baby in my arms. She’s only puked on me once so far. http://t.co/ofxs3SoDtP
Jetlag kicking in. 7pm here, and I’m fading faaassst.
@justasitsounds Styling! Congratulations. 🙂
Indie keeps calling me Grandma. Evidently I look a lot like my Mom. This amuses @the_snook terribly.
Uncle Rodd is her favourite. http://t.co/70GStOYpVQ
Frantically packing. Half an hour til the taxi gets here.
Enroute to airport. So far have realised I’ve forgotten: belt, eye drops.
Many thank you’s to @Ezzles for looking after the stupid cats while we’re away!
Okay, this is pretty swanky. (@ Air New Zealand Koru Lounge – @korulounges w/ 4 others) [pic]: http://t.co/IlMTVlfy6e
Free wifi AND a hot dog cart? Air New Zealand Lounge, you win EVERYTHING. http://t.co/Jve39xV8lu
@drwitty_knitter Still in Sydney. Mr Google is a frequent flyer so we’re getting star treatment here. 🙂
@justjussi @korulounges That’s the one I just ate a hot dog from! It was good. 🙂
@justjussi Nah, just passing through on our way to the US…
@daphnechong Thank you!
@NessNomster So tired. I got more codeine from the chemist. I think the key is knowing I need way more than normal dose.
About to board plane! Going dark…
Made it! Pretty good flight, actually. (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) – @lax_official w/ 169 others) http://t.co/bAHFerw53H
@drwitty_knitter Oh right. It’s that day.
