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    RT @BuzzFeed: How To Make The Ultimate 47-Layer Dip http://t.co/AEPpYBHG // cc @drkknits for Halloween next year. 🙂

    @witty_knitter Me? Who?

    I signed up for a gym contract today. This may or may not be related to the Great Cheese Baby Incident of Australia Day 2013.

    @knitterjp Nah. Broadway Gym had an Australia Day special on and I jumped on it. < $50 a month.

    @CupidRunAUS Unfortunately I’m injured at the moment, so no running for me!

    @drkknits WHAT IS IN THE JAR WITH THE SPOON?

    @catehstn Broadway Gym – right by my house!

    My back-to-work Tuesday has been immeasurably improved by leftover roast onion salad. Thanks @Yarna_…

    @witty_knitter It went to everybody. Also the previous to Tammi!

    @drkknits We already did one a few years back. Totes ahead of the curve there. 🙂

    @randomknits Ooh, very cute!

    See? Petey-Cat does exist. He just doesn’t like strangers. http://t.co/alIIEkt1

    @drkknits I just put a frickin’ moussaka in the oven! (Low carbish, tho.)

    MRI results. My stupid kneecap ain’t sittin’ where it’s supposed to, basically. http://t.co/qKApofiS

    @Helen__H I had the same thing last year. Yep, had to get card with new number. 🙁

    @lemon_lime Have you ever worn a brace? I’m curious if it would help me v

    I keep forgetting to remove this temporary Australian flag tattoo off my arm. And today I’m wearing a sleeveless shirt. Bogan BA!

    @drkknits Did you send him “New York City” by Cub? 🙂

    I am in the middle of a freaking baby boom. Seriously. Three people have told me they’re pregnant in the past fortnight. WHAT’S GOING ON?

    @randomknits @knitabulous @rachievaichie @knitterjp @drkknits Not all in Aus, actually. I’m going to go ahead and blame climate change.

    @drkknits You are a Spartan. You need nothing. You are cleaning out, cutting away all that is non-essential. Enjoy the void. The emptiness.

    @drkknits Also, SUCK IT UP AND QUITCHER WHININ’. 😛

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    Love is: a partner who will go out in the rain and buy you Zyrtec so you can stop sneezing.

    Australia Day desserts. SUGAR RUSH!! http://t.co/hCz7EJlo

    @witty_knitter Sorbetto is the hot trend of the Sydney sewing summer! We need pics. 🙂 (cc @ColettePatterns)

    @eileenDCoE Wait – where? Channel?

    Instead of dinner I went nuts on cheese platter leftovers. Oh, and I finished off the Cereal Milk Ice Cream. And now I have a CHEESE BABY.

    I wonder if a cheese baby is enough to boot me from @mrs_sockvictim’s No Babies Club?

    Cheese babies, in case you’re wondering, are totes scientifically proven. http://t.co/HAiixhd3

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    My house looks like a sock monkey sweatshop today. #itshappening

    @drkknits “Monkey”? It wouldn’t be a sweatshop if I was only making one. 🙂

    @drkknits I AM NOT MAKING 12 DWARF MONKEYS. (It’s been a popular guess.)

    @drkknits And I have no idea how to make a consumptive whore monkey either.

    @randomknits @drkknits I considered that, but @the_snook pointed out that @kunaal84 would consider an Indian monkey boy racist. 🙂

    @randomknits @drkknits I’m making the ones I thought would be the most fun to make. Now I have to talk Snook into sculpting a hammer for me.

    @randomknits @drkknits Pandering to the fandom, really. Last few monkeys have been too serious. 🙂

    @randomknits @drkknits I hope I have enough polyfill for the Big Guy.

    My favourite part of the Faith body switch episodes is when SMG breaks out the Canadian accent. So best.

    @crumpet @drkknits Okay, I just got to the sexy speech with Spike. Also a high-point. (So dirty!)

    @knitdra I managed to have *just* enough! No more softies for a while tho. 🙂

    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits @knitdra Mango? Yum. Hermione votes yes.

    RT @ConversationEDU: Monday’s medical myth:low-fat diets are better for weight loss. https://t.co/E44ahp0w via @ConversationEDU

    Churning my @off5pring Cereal Milk Ice Cream! http://t.co/zBZCtHMy

    Wait, what? Sorry, @off5pring, somehow Instagram totally changed my tweet. Not your ice cream!

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    @misswired I am a total sucker for a cheeky butcher.

    The Snook is currently talking to a landscaper. Whenever he talks to a tradesman, his voice gets very Ocker. I’ll confess – I do like it.

    @gilmae I think he just subconsciously reverts. I do it myself when I talk to my relatives from Kentucky. 🙂

    Oh yeah. I just put the ice cream churn in the freezer. I feel the need to get my @momofuku on. Somewhere, @drkknits has started to drool…

    @knitdra @drkknits Don’t worry; I’m not makin’ it just for me… 🙂

    Behold the world’s first Bogan Domer! Happy Australia Day… http://t.co/OWLb9quN

    @drkknits @knitdra Its a surprise!

    @drkknits I still have to go to Coles, and I’m not getting my boobs out at Coles. I do have limits.

    @drkknits Also, I have several more tatts. You know, if you want one too. 🙂

    @drkknits I told the Snook you said to put it on my boob. He said to make sure it’s not the one I tuck my Winnie Blues into.

    @randomknits It’s too hot for lamingtons. Wendy’s should make an ice cream version or something. …And now I’m hungry.

    @drkknits @randomknits I didn’t like desiccated coconut til I discovered lamingtons. My childhood was like a rocky wilderness.

    He calls them his “douchebro” shorts. http://t.co/4oT9fulz

    The most Australian photo I’ve ever taken. #australiaday @ Liquorland http://t.co/YoPKHtUj

    Ironic patriotism has given me a very sincere blister on my foot. There’s probably a lesson in that.

    @drkknits Rodd says it’s because I obviously wasn’t worthy. Only true blue Sheilas can pull off the flag thongs.

    @randomknits Ooh. That one looks good. Source?

    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits I thought the guy that invented pasteurising was Pasteur!

    @drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes I bought FRONCH cheese. My fave blue – St Agur – because Harris Farm had it on sale for slightly less redic price.

    @drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes Also – no listeria. I’ll save you some.

    @randomknits Secret confession: best lamington I ever had was at a McCafe. Maybe I suck at identifying good ones.

    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits But I also bought the Snook a meat pie at the same time. I thought it would cancel out karmically!

    Okay. It’s time I caramelise some corn flakes. Yep. That’s what I said.

    @drkknits DUDE, I KNOW! We ate Harris Farm Brie two weeks ago! Both fine, but Rodd keeps pretending he’s coming down with it to scare me.

    RT @mpesce: To give the impression #MooresCloud is dinky-di Australian, some have suggested we cover ourselves in ‘Koala Fluff’ – http:/ …

    Giant bowl of milk steeping in caramelised corn flakes. Holy crap. http://t.co/aFAHbIaq

    It takes a full litre of milk to make one cup of Cereal Milk. But damn is it worth it!

    As someone who rolls her ankle repeatedly, I can’t even look at those replays.

    I can’t even look. I’m so worried she’s gonna roll it again.

    I strongly dislike Azarenka and her stupid Sideshow Bob boyfriend.

    Double urgh. Wish Li Na had taken an injury timeout before the final game to “fix her rib.”

    Turning that off. I don’t need to see “Redfoo” anymore in my life.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Team lunch to celebrate my work anniversary! (@ Sailors Thai) http://t.co/Ja12MCGT

    Shite! It’s Robbie Burns Night and we totally forgot. It would’ve been awesome to eat a haggis and cheer on Andy Murray to victory!

    Forecast on Monday is scattered showers. Nice. That’s going to work greeeeeat with the barbecue I’m hosting.

    RT @the_snook: I think these guys (http://t.co/S5FohxES) just made it to Sydney. http://t.co/TtXgkVS3

    Spotted a big ol’ lizard (bluetongue?) sunning himself by Chinese Garden! (@ Tumbalong Park) [pic]: http://t.co/fBZo5atH

    @zephyrama Actually @the_snook reckons it’s a water dragon.

    @toastman I couldn’t get any closer. HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!

    @toastman I actually did know that. The tourists had him spooked though, so I only had a second before he darted off.

    @toastman That’s what most of my own tweets sound like in my head, actually. 🙂

    Let’s go, Murray!

    @drkknits You literally made me start salivating.

    @mrs_sockvictim I know. Wish I could run! Best of luck…

    @mrs_sockvictim I just woke up. 🙂

    @mrs_sockvictim You too! See you Monday…

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Woohoo! Major win for @KnitGuildNSW Camp. Top secret for now, but you’re all gonna be excited when you hear!

    Seasonal Tuscan feast! Steak, homemade ratatouille, green salad. #paleo http://t.co/iyo4sWE0

    RT @TheNextWeb: How Catmoji got 7,000 users to share 21,000 cat video and pictures in one month http://t.co/0TivgLRw | Hahaha, I joined!

    @imdominating I like the bottom ones.

    @moneywell Does new app only sync with 2.1? I can’t get it to work; keeps saying there’s no sync file (even though old app syncs fine).

    @MoneyWell Ah, that’ll explain it then. Okay, will stick with the old one!

    @MoneyWell Will do. In the meantime, you might consider mentioning that on the site, as it’s not clear you must have latest desktop version.

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    @drkknits @gilmae I’ve never bothered. Nobody at work uses them and we’re all on Macs. I’ve never had a virus. *knock on wood*

    @drkknits @gilmae No idea. I think if you buy through Apple Store, you can claim ed discount online.

    @witty_knitter @randomknits Wait, what? I’ve used my ANZ card in the US to get cash, no problems.

    @randomknits @witty_knitter Oh, yeah. We just make sure we get out decent amount each time to minimise the fees. I hate traveler’s cheques.

    @drkknits Mine is my email address.

    @drkknits @randomknits @gilmae Oh right. Well, I think I’ve got a USB cd/dvd drive you can borrow if required. I never use it.

    Pre-meeting caffeination. (@ Pompidou) http://t.co/faYfQ4iU

    @drkknits @knitterjp I agree, but sucky thing is that studies show women who ask are seen negatively. Bitchy and aggressive. We can’t win!

    Meetings at Luna Park do have their unique charm! (@ Luna Park w/ @adrianbritton) [pic]: http://t.co/bN4ZNxB8

    @RoseRed_Shoes It was rampant in the office this afternoon. I started giving middle finger in response. 🙂

    Made-Up Kris is still dubious about this whole “performing femininity” thing. #youaskedforit http://t.co/qSYkbgNR

    @drkknits Jealous! Feel free to send through anymore questions.

    @drkknits Heh. I always turn the backlit off because it annoys me. It’s very tomorrow though!

    @twelveeyes I didn’t do much. It’s just weird that so many people commented on it.

    Context for that selfie: several people said today that I looked nice. Not really sure what that means. Do I have to wear makeup every day?

    @twelveeyes Sorry, there was discussion on FB. I forgot to give context. Yeah, on makeup.

    @twelveeyes Yeah. I can’t figure out of they’re just being polite because I’ve made effort, or whether I should do this all the time.

    @twelveeyes Exactly!

    So I’ve been watching Dr Who, and mostly feeling like I don’t get it. But the damn show finally made me cry. I blame @imdominating .

    @drkknits @gilmae @randomknits Gimp? You need a Photoshop clone?

    @goshling @eileenDCoE The Snook is a mega fan. I prob know more of Docs 1-8 than most latter day fans. I just never had emotional connection

    @goshling @eileenDCoE But I just finished David Tennant’s first season. Damn that Billie Piper…

    @brockleyboyo Just working my way thru new series. The one where Billie Piper leaves and she cries on the beach in Norway.

    @brockleyboyo I know. I’ve seen several episodes from last 40yrs (Snook is a fan) but never cared for it. Just going thru new series now.

    This is why we’re not moving back to the Midwest anytime soon. Stay warm, @imdominating! http://t.co/aVODpoFR @wsjphotos

    RT @mumbrella: News Limited to switch on autoplay video from next week http://t.co/QEXrMrjs // Oh FFS time to install Adblock.

    @Alegrya That’s me and every new cable project. WHAT WILL IT DO NEXT? MUST KEEP KNITTING AND FIND OUT.

    @Alegrya I never use ’em. Google “cable without cable needle.” Life changing. 🙂

    @Alegrya I am the ultimate tight knitter, and I can still manage a 6 cross.

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    @Alegrya @AustraKnits I find knitting much, much easier. It’s logical and linear. Crochet can go off in any direction at any moment.

    @Alegrya @AustraKnits Sad truth is that there are much nicer patterns for knitting. Check out Easter Show crochet section. *horrors*

    @Alegrya @AustraKnits Sure. Crochet is much better for making a hyperbolic coral reef. I just never wear them. 🙂

    @aimee_maree Not in my experience. I use Google Apps just fine on my iPhone.

    @aimee_maree Yes. Sitback use Google Apps for email, calendars, etc. I have them all syncing just fine.

    @aimee_maree Possibly specific to Windows Phone. Exchange server provided by Google seems to work fine on iOS.

    @drkknits Hey, it’s MacBook Air Eve! Only one more sleep to go!!

    Just posted a 4.86 km bike – Ride home – a little rainy! http://t.co/RgBd76JP #RunKeeper

    @drkknits Oh no! What happened?! You know that’s gonna make you feel terrible after.

    Dear Internet: What do I need to do to ensure that @smh’s shitty auto-play video never, EVER plays in my browser again?

    @witty_knitter Snookums found me a Chrome extension called Fairfax Video Blocker. 🙂

    @stufromoz @witty_knitter I refuse to give them my personal details.

    @lemon_lime They’ve changed it to not use Flash. Fuckers. Snook just found me a Fairfax Video Blocker Chrome extension tho.

    @gilmae Trying a Chrome extension called Fairfax video blocker. Seems effective so far.

    @witty_knitter Whoa.

    Tonight I made @nomnompaleo’s Super Porktastic Meatloaf. YUM. +5 for the bacon! http://t.co/SwIQNIAt

    @bakevin Haha, congratulations! Clearly the result of epic practice sessions. 🙂

    The 5.6.7.8’s are in town – very cool. http://t.co/faTH5pCe

    Today is my one year anniversary at @Sitback! Very grateful to work with such great people every day.

    RT @JeffreyGoodReq: Reading: Programmer Interrupted http://t.co/S9OsUOOe | Doesn’t affect just programmers! BA’s benefit from flow state too

    @redambition Seriously, this like bad Chick Lit. Don’t listen to her!

    @redambition This is when I’d be playing the “elope” trump card. It’s not her wedding!

    @drkknits Sexy!

    @witty_knitter What is?

    @drkknits The welcome boot up is really nicely done too, as I recall.

    @drkknits @Michael_60 Whadday mean, airport? Do you have an icon in the upper right that looks like this: http://t.co/HnBgyCrf

    @drkknits @Michael_60 Okay. Turn on Wi-Fi and tick the box at the bottom to show status in menu bar.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    I rode my bike to work this morning. It was momentous. I just hope my stupid knee holds up.

    @drkknits Ooh, such an awesome way to start the week! I wouldn’t be able to wait. 🙂

    @drkknits WTF is this weird app. Are you a knickers-in-a-twist Instagram defector?

    @drkknits Not in goddamn Tweetdeck they don’t. *sigh*

    @drkknits I don’t have new shitty Blue Twitter-owned Tweetdeck. I have the three year old Yellow Awesome Tweetdeck.

    @drkknits IG took them out when Facebook bought them. Facebook hates Twitter, ergo no pics in feed.

    @drkknits You can still have old Tweetdeck. *cough* http://t.co/Pi4w6z8d

    @messicat Yay, I have one too! Add me as a friend when you get logged in. 🙂

    Either @crumpet hasn’t entered her #fitbit data in a while, or else she’s dead. Either way, I’m enjoying the novelty of being ranked higher!

    @drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes I don’t actually use it on mobile; I prefer TweetBot on mobile. But on Desktop, I have all my lists in columns.

    @drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes Mine looks like this. http://t.co/lYHnwrLD

    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits I like my Twitter to look like the cockpit of the space shuttle. 🙂

    @RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits We’ll teach you on Monday.

    I’m sick. I get it this time every year. It’s CABLE FEVER, BABY, YEAAAAHH. http://t.co/qd7biQXm

    @knitabulous Ding dong! You’re meant to build up! I still have foot issues from switching to forefoot strike too quickly. 🙁

    @drkknits o_O

    @randomknits You need some help? Because I know a good song. 🙂

    @randomknits Now I gave myself the earworm.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Costco WIN: $100 spiral cut glazed ham for $30. I cut it up into ten portions for dinners. My hands smell like ham. I don’t mind.

    @randomknits Lovely! I am a big fan of the Sorbetto. Which sleeve pattern did you use?

    @randomknits Cool – same one I used on my Tana Lawn version.

    @imdominating Wow, he looks different.